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Patient: Doctor, my feet are swollen and I am feeling breathless.
Me: Any BP or Sugar issues?
Patient: No, nothing. I’ve always been healthy.
Me: (Looking at the labs: Creatinine 8.4, HbA1c 12.1%) Your sugar is very high and your kidneys are failing. Are you sure you’ve never been diagnosed?
Patient: Oh, that. 20 years ago a doctor said I had "sugar." He gave me some tablets.
Me: Did you take them?
Patient: I took them for a month. My sugar went down, so I was cured. Why take medicine if I don't feel sick?
Me: You haven't checked it in 20 years?
Patient: No need, doctor. I stopped eating sweets and started walking. I thought the sugar was gone.
Me: And the swelling?
Patient: I thought the "urine was getting stuck". Can you just give me one tablet to fix the kidneys today? I have a wedding to attend.
Me: 👇
Yazi this thing of non health care professionals speaking on such is really getting on my nerves
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New lesson from 2026: Talk is CHEAPER than the Zim dollar. If I don’t see it, I don’t believe it!
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