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this place is pretty cool

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xander
@whosalexNov 4
dude from deftones sounds like he in the studio playing with his nipples
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There used to a place where people shopped called Virgin Megastore
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x has been trying to get me to watch the same late performance of ‘pumped up kicks’ for what feels like years now and it sounds like dogshit
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jackoff all trades master of cum
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Calgie (@christiancalgie) profile picture
Calgie
@christiancalgie8 May 2025
You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?
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it’s hard to find your glasses when you lose your glasses
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saluting only airport service dogs
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real convo at my barbershop: guy: “have you seen The Departed?” other guy: “what? the retarded?”
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i read that if kamala gets elected everyone is going to be a REI hire
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almost november, guys. get your nuts out now while you can
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eating grapes and watching live trump rally. he said if you touch a monument you get 10 years jail time with, and i quote “no early getting out stuff”
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my hero hates it too
Dave Bazan (@davidbazan) profile pictureDave Bazan@davidbazan23 Sep 2024
my 15yo asked if they could see a movie with their friend and i was thrilled to say yes bc that’s just the best. i then asked which movie and they said whiplash and now of course i’m saying no bc thats the worst movie ever made and i absolutely won’t stand for it
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embarrassed to say that i once listened to this dingus
hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picturehasanabi
@hasanthehun9 Sep 2024
ive been saying this for months, kamala harris HAD momentum because SHE WASN'T biden. now that she's spent most of the post tim walz vp pick cycle running as though she is biden, she's losing that momentum.
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it, the dog
The Figen (@TheFigen_) profile pictureThe Figen
@TheFigen_29 Aug 2024
Even though it is getting old, the dog continues to get excited when it sees his owner …
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not a fan of cops but i do like it when they shoot dogs
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chicken cesar salad near me
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Chado@heychado21 Jul 2024
Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris
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pushing a booger around on my phone screen
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imagine dying and not knowing you’ve died cuz you’re dead
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arguably the worst era of music in my lifetime
Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) profile pictureHistoric Vids
@historyinmemes3 Mar 2024
11 years later still gives a nostalgic feeling when you listen to it
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