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Christopher

@TitsInOrbit

Big gay nerd.

 Iowa
Joined June 2014
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I legitimately thought these were the same book.
olga (@NOTolgaa) profile pictureolga@NOTolgaaNov 4
you can just “write” a “book” apparently
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POV: Sadie Sink when your whole friend group is about to be jobless, but you've got Jean Grey waiting at Marvel. 😭
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The view all of my neighbors consistently get.
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aram 🐏
@aramnotagoatJul 17
who cares who wins all stars when the audience already won 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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That’s a lot of effort when she was the source of the “leaks”.
Pop Fest (@PopFestTR) profile picturePop Fest
@PopFestTRJul 7
Taylor Swift, bilgi sızdıran kişiyi tespit edebilmek için düğün davetiyelerini kişiye özel baskılarla hazırlattı.
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Most casual gamers have no idea what a Game Key Card even is. Every casual gamer I know assumes all the physical copies are regular ass physical game carts.
RSGabe 👓 (@RSGabe1) profile pictureRSGabe 👓@RSGabe1Jul 4
Everyone is discovering what I’ve known for a year doing content Casuals GENUINELY think that every Switch 2 game is a Game Key Card
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ur only meant to see one zohran mamdani nip at a time or the entire universe will explode
Image from TJ🌨️ Fire Michael Waldron from Nova!!! 🧸 (@celestialdevils)
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tautonymph (@tautonymph) profile picturetautonymph@tautonymphJun 28
Move that tie im tryna see belly button
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I really like these new undies 🫦
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Rep. Don Beyer
@RepDonBeyerMay 15
Outright lies. Trump's assets aren't in a blind trust, and he bought and sold individual Nvidia stock in 15 separate transactions totaling millions of dollars. That's what Trump's financial disclosure - which has his signature - says. See for yourself: extapps2.oge.gov/201/Preside…
Eric Trump (@EricTrump) profile pictureEric Trump
@EricTrumpMay 15
.@SenWarren All of our assets are invested in a blind trust by the largest financial institutions in broad market indexes. To suggest that individual stocks are being bought or sold, at the discretion of any member of the Trump family, would be a lie and blatantly false. Using a silly example, if you buy the “Schwab 1000,” you will get some exposure to Nvidia - as well as a 1,000 other U.S. companies large- and mid-cap stocks. It’s completely disingenuous to represent anything to the contrary. Please be better than this…
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lux
@paperssilMay 9
Hermione didn’t want it but I do
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Queen has Grammarly installed. Cancel her.
RunnerEye (@RunnerEyeYT) profile pictureRunnerEye@RunnerEyeYTMay 1
This isn’t just shocking - it’s disappointing 💔
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I know the people on Shark Tank have no idea what reality is for most people…but to think the USPS is just “free” is insanely out of touch.
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Congress is always so proud when they announce they won’t allow something to be voted on. They’ve turned their job into ensuring bills are just never actually voted on unless they get can a news cycle out of it.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (@MarshaBlackburn) profile pictureSen. Marsha Blackburn
@MarshaBlackburnApr 17
And it will die in the Senate. As long as I have a say, I will make sure this resolution never sees the light of day.
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I’m honestly convinced the fans actually just fucking hate the show.
ray ✨ (@mascarayde) profile pictureray ✨
@mascaraydeApr 18
reusing the same color scheme AND having 7 purples & 5 pinks instead of 6 pink/6 purples……
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Okay but why is my main feed mainly South American?
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This felt so unexpected. Even as Nini was eating up the lip sync I was like….Ihave no idea what’s about to happen.
ray ✨ (@mascarayde) profile pictureray ✨
@mascaraydeMar 28
she just got eliminated. THIS GIRL JUST GOT ELIMINATED AT TOP 5. #dragrace
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lux
@paperssilMar 18
very into this 90s JOCKEY ad campaign
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Netflix España
@NetflixESMar 11
RORONOA ZORO 🫡🥵
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Roronoa Zoro
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