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Roshen John

@ToRcHDooM
Joined September 2013
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Hansoook, it's the beginning of spring not fall #sorrynotsorry #bobbyb14
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WTF!@SoFunnyNotes21 Mar 2014
a bunch of gay guys are in a hot tub and a condom floats up.. one of them says "alright! Who farted?!"
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"@FactHive: A woman once gave a man oral sex, collected his semen, impregnated herself with it, and then sued him for child support."#Thirst
"@SoFunnyNotes: I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago." So fucking true lmao
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Trivia Hive@TriviaHive20 Mar 2014
Pumbaa from The Lion King was the first character to fart in a Disney movie.
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Trivia Hive@TriviaHive19 Mar 2014
One sperm has 37.5 MB of data. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587 GB in about 3 seconds!
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WTF!@SoFunnyNotes18 Mar 2014
"Bae" means "Before Anyone Else," I've been here thinking it's a ghetto word for babe/baby.
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Trivia Hive@TriviaHive18 Mar 2014
Before it was launched, Twitter was almost called Friendstalker.
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WTF!@SoFunnyNotes18 Mar 2014
If a boy becomes Rich, he gets Naughty,if a girl gets Naughty, she becomes Rich..!
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Image from Lizcoin intern (@LizcoinIntern)
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Hmm I guess a four hour power nap was just what I needed :)
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Wow I guess a "fun workout" in track is doing military exercises, in a ton of geese shit, while it's negative -50 degrees outside smh
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WTF!@SoFunnyNotes13 Mar 2014
I love it when, someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
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Trivia Hive@TriviaHive12 Mar 2014
There is a hand sanitizer called "Maybe you touched your genitals."
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Trivia Hive@TriviaHive12 Mar 2014
The best way to pour ketchup from a Heinz glass bottle is to repeatedly hit the "57" on the side.
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