FPL Toast (blue tick)

Fair play to Rylan, not sure I'd have held it together there

I never thought I would find a 100 minute film about weather forecasting exciting, but here we are...

Did J Pedro to Jackson so I somehow have that wankstain Gonzalo in my team

Not bad for a one-season wonder

Decent week despite Gonzalo, Thomas, Cala and the Chelsea lot

This Wirtz player looks good. Haven't heard much about him, must have just come through their academy

Thomas subbed off on 59 minutes. Frank Lampard is a prick

Kind of glad I can now get rid of Saka. Who would you bring in? Makes sense to combine it with bring J Pedro in I think

Benching headache this week. Wouldn't mind an injury or two to stop me needing to decide. Who would you bench here?

81 points and up to the dizzying heights of 600k. 2 Free transfers but think I might roll again this week. Last week for Barnes and Gonzalo

Arsenal are so bad to watch. Yes, they are effective but God this is dull. And yes, before you point it out, I know Spurs are shit

Barnes to Manzambi seems pretty straightforward. Might even do it before this game finishes

Can't believe I own Garcia, absolutely useless. Did triple captain Haaland though, so every cloud

Garcia is shit. Not sure he will ever score

Triple Captain is active, for now. Not 100% on Muhamerovic v Hall, but this feels like the right team selection. Transfer rolled for this week

Random question... who would you say the best punk band are? Not most influential, but best. I'd say it is between Bad Religion and NOFX. But I feel guilty not having The Clash up there with them

Jaws 12 Angry Men Alien

No idea who Betty Egg is. But this is spot on

We could actually go down this season. I can't see how we score enough goals to actually put a run of results together

Decent enough start to the Wildcard. But that Monday noght Harvey Barnes hat-trick is going to be something else