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Toast. Rescue cat. Owned by a vet. Utter disaster. Wonky legs and facial paralysis. Thinks she's a labrador. Attitude problem. Able to catch stoats.

Joined October 2014
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Katsu - mum hasn’t seen her do this before but she seems pretty well practised at this...#cat #CatsOfTwitter #nocatsontheworksurface
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Supervising home workouts is exhausting! #fitness #lockdown #CatsOfTwitter #cat
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A cat with expensive taste? Tweed jacket, Jo Malone perfume, Cath K scarf... all mine to sit on! #cat #catsoftwitter #jomalone #tweed
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Mother came to stay but I made sure that she didn’t get her extra hour in bed this morning... caught a moth, knocked a few things over, finished my food etc so of course she needed waking up. #cat #CatsOfTwitter #clocksgoback #goodmorning #sunday
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Made it onto the forbidden spare bed of dreams. Added mucky footprint. Welcome home mum. #cat #CatsOfTwitter
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Chilling out on the windowsill - high enough to tease the Labrador! #cat #CatsOfTwitter #emmabridgewater @EmmaBridgewater
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Sorry human, I can’t let you clean your teeth yet, I’m sitting. #cat #CatsOfTwitter #catinsink #morning #teethcleaning
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Human’s dad took this pic and says he woke me up from having a snooze on the mattress. I say that’s a LIE and I was actually practising being a ninja #cat #CatsOfTwitter #ninja #ninjacat
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ERRRRM, MUM??! Who is this?! She says he was a cat from where she lived on the Isle of Wight and was just saying goodbye as they have moved back close to me! #notyourcat #shunned #cantreplaceme #cat #catsoftwitter
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Stole a hair scrunchie from the human and was not keen to return it. #minenow #cat #catsoftwitter
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MUM AND HER MALE HUMAN ARE HOME! I’m very pleased and have made myself a nest of pyjamas and duvet to help mum with work today #cat #catsoftwitter #workfromhome
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Hi mum. Where have you been? I will sit on you. However, when Tom comes out the bathroom, I’d prefer to sit on him... #cat #CatsOfTwitter #rescuecat #naughtytortie
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Not posted for a while...saving myself up for a good ‘un and here it is: ROOF EXPLORING. Spot human’s mum looking worried, look at how much I don’t care... #cat #CatsOfTwitter #catrescue #catonroof #sorrymum #vetspets #naughtytortie
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