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@ToastyHaymaker

The flinch in your eye calls your bluff

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Joined August 2018
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After over a year of this I can confidently say I have changed zero minds and I'm spending more time here than this website deserves. Timelines should always be more art less words. However, it does help me organize thoughts and opinions nicely.
ToastyHaymaker🎀🍫🔪 (@ToastyHaymaker) profile pictureToastyHaymaker🎀🍫🔪@ToastyHaymaker10 Mar 2023
Might as well apologize to my friends following me cause I’ve started replying to shit again. You’ll start seeing opinions n takes in your feed alongside usual retweets. Sorry if you liked the silence, I know how you feel.
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douneedanalien (@douneedanalien) profile picture
douneedanalien@douneedanalien14h
#commission
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Pets (@seibarape) profile picture
Pets@seibarape14h
When you have a friend
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All the thoughts they're giving me makes me realize the menhera was inside me all along.
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This was supposed to be about my boiling-over insecurity with a certain relationship but instead everyone thinks I'm just thirsting over the jirai. More miscommunication. Now isn't that funny.
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Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) profile picture
Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth23h
The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Is it a hot take for me to say this isn't even Tachyon. Her original design has such a recognizable face and there's none of that here.
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Ace Glitch (@GlitchAce) profile pictureAce Glitch
@GlitchAceNov 1
Tachyon with long hair #umamusume
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Good morning. Now I realize people think I'm talking about Noa-chan and not a real person.
ToastyHaymaker🎀🍫🔪 (@ToastyHaymaker) profile pictureToastyHaymaker🎀🍫🔪@ToastyHaymakerNov 2
All the thoughts they're giving me makes me realize the menhera was inside me all along.
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This was a personal vaguepost, if it's gonna reach 10k can I at least get some dm's from mutuals please
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SHONDO DRAMA??? 🤯🤯🤯 🎬@CptSourcebird
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Don't drop Haruka. Don't drop Haruka. Don't drop Haruka.
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zenossosu 🐮⚗️🐌🥩💜 (@zenossosu) profile picture
zenossosu 🐮⚗️🐌🥩💜@zenossosuNov 1
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connoisseur of cute boys (@cuteboyconnois) profile picture
connoisseur of cute boys@cuteboyconnoisOct 31
Not all are enlightened enough to understand the inherent gap moe of a cute prettyboy with a huge repulsive cock
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호시노다요/ホシノだよ (@tmakdlf7890) profile picture
호시노다요/ホシノだよ@tmakdlf7890Oct 31
으헤~다들 좋은아침! Trick or Treat! 🎃🍬 사탕안주면 장난칠거야~👻 #ブルアカぬいぬい部 #블루아카누이누이부
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tripoverbao@tripoverboardOct 31
thank you Google Pixel Photos App for this notification
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onii~sama@grave_enjoyerOct 30
explain why you shouldn't date and have sex with your daughter without moralfagging
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I hope she gets a lot of cute bloody art and I hope the algorithm sends it my way
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avery 🗡️ ieroween@gorebugsOct 29
i know hideo was ecstatic to work on something in relation to mcr . he’s been a huge fan for over twenty years . WAHHHH
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june akiyama 🍉@junejutsukaisenOct 30
“Wow cool to see my chem working with these ar- HIDEO KOJIMA”
State of the Scene (@SOTSPodcast) profile pictureState of the Scene
@SOTSPodcastOct 30
My Chemical Romance have released a new animated short film titled 'Prelude To The End', directed by Lauren Tsai, and featuring voice work from Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers, and Hideo Kojima.
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Drin@DrinnniolOct 29
my doctor: i'm sorry, your erectile dysfunction is permanent. there is no cure blue archive releasing a new 12 year old: watch this
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