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Semi-Professional Houston Sports Talker 🎙 Gorgeous, Intelligent & Very Humble - Dad of the Year (7x running)

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Joined August 2011
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No, it’s because California became unlivable, driving liberals into Texas. Y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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New fantasy football last-place punishment just dropped.
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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This might be the worst hole of golf ever played
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These are our golf guys youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…
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Replying to @TobyTinelli
@TobyTinelli All good......stay passionate about this team. We are always working to get better. Proud to be a part of it.
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Very emotional moment honoring Cody “Beef” Frankie to kick off the Internet Invitational
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Enter at your own risk ⛔️
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Steve Kerr’s reaction seeing this person who looks exactly like him. 🤣🤣🤣 (via @PolymarketHoops)
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BREWERS HAVE COME BACK FROM DOWN 4-0 TO TAKE THE LEAD IN GAME 4 😲 (via @MLB)
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Shane Gillis purposely engineered getting canceled talking about women’s gym clothes to promote his new season of tires HAHHAHAHAHA what a fucking master on SNL no less
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The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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That’s an alien lol
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“I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in..” - Tyreek Hill, when asked if he was a good husband,
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In 2025, Nehomar Ochoa Jr. was driving when a 7-pound hook came loose from a truck, crashed through his windshield and lodged in his head. Now recovered, he headlines the @Astros' AFL crop following a breakout campaign: atmlb.com/4xZDRFb
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Conocías el “falso inglés”? Prisencolinensinainciusol es una de las canciones más inusuales, vanguardistas y fascinantes de la historia de la música pop. Fue lanzada el 3 de noviembre de 1972 por el célebre cantautor y actor italiano Adriano Celentano. La canción está escrita enteramente en falso inglés. La letra son palabras inventadas y sonidos sin significado real, diseñada específicamente para imitar cómo suena el inglés con acento estadounidense a los oídos de un hablante nativo de italiano u otros idiomas. La canción se convirtió en un gran fenómeno cultural y escaló a los primeros puestos de las listas de éxitos en países como Italia, Bélgica, Francia y los Países Bajos.
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Early indications are #Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided a major injury. He’s dealing with a hamstring issue and anal bleeding.
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Step into the craziest visualization of the fourth dimension you have ever seen
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I was thinking about this video last night.
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BREAKING: The government has released more UFO files, including footage tied to a 1952 Utah sighting and newer videos of unidentified objects. Some cases remain unresolved. The disclosures follow President Trump’s order to declassify UAP records, with hundreds of files already public.
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