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TomJonze

@TomJonze

my wife @lisabug74 is funnier than me

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Joined December 2008
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hey @LastWeekTonight can we get a #andnowthis that just compiles all your one-liners decimating @TuckerCarlson? Pretty please?
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If he can find 11,780 tweets, he can overturn the results of his ban.
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Has anyone described Philly so well before?
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Maybe BPD isn’t concerned with attacking senior citizens. Maybe they are only concerned with property damage that is technically public property, no?
Rodrrico (@Rodrrico) profile pictureRodrrico@Rodrrico5 Jun 2020
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25 years jail minimum is required.
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Rachel@RachelNoise4 Jun 2020
I might lose some followers with this but, the pizza cutter goes in the knife drawer not in the miscellaneous utensil drawer.
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Replying to @HannahBuehler @husaria @WKBW
How about they fire every officer who failed to ‘serve and protect’ that man they shoved?
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Replying to @HannahBuehler @oneunderscore__ @WKBW
They should be fired, and prosecuted.
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Replying to @HannahBuehler @WKBW
Lockwood should resign immediately. As well as whatever BPD official released that bullshit statement that he fell and tripped.
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Maybe he thinks starting a riot so he can quell a justified insurrection as “keeping people and property safe”. We want more proof. Logs, whereabouts, and most importantly hard evidence.
Saint Paul Police Department (@sppdmn) profile pictureSaint Paul Police Department
@sppdmn29 May 2020
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Our officer? He's been working hard, keeping people and property safe, and protecting the right to peacefully assemble. It’s sad that people would post and share this untrue information, adding more confusion to an already painful time in our community.
What song did @Justin_Gaethje walk out to? What about @TonyFergusonXT? Some of the best walk out music I’ve heard by both of them!
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Heyo @Disney, release digital Star Wars early for coronaconsumption. That should make up some of your Disney land/world losses.
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