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Tom Webb

@TomWebb

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Joined April 2008
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What did King Solomon do with the person who was happy to have half a baby? Feel like that’s a longer conversation
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My kid's got pink eye, so I'm taking him round all the shops I hate to touch their stuff
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Getting a backy on your peloton
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What would happen if Elon and Zuck both died in the ring?
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VERY excited to watch all the scab Actors who’ll cross the picket line and play 20 parts in every show
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If I was rich, I’d buy my own bouncy castle and wear my shoes and fuck you
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Beer Pong Vs Wine Polo
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Gwyneth Paltrow should’ve gone to Specsavers
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Are Italian Vogue and British Vogue beefin’ or they cool?
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Happy Pride!
Crufts, but for wild animals you can find that morning
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Ironically large increase in work for resignation letter writers
This is the second best Platinum Jubilee ever 🥳
PAPER PLATES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD!!! I DEMAND INFINITE REFUNDS!!!
They call me a silver fox Because I’m old and I never quite win
Poor Sue Grey. She’ll never be invited to another party. Or leaving gathering
We hear a lot about the Zombie Apocalypse… But what about all the Zombie Eutopias No crime, no debt, just brains
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Check out my Spotify playlist of farts
Here’s the new title sequence for my very occasional radio show Reading Deeply Into Pop. Listen to the latest episode - all about the rules of @Eurovision and guest starring @LuciBriginshaw - at dedomenici.com/radio 📻🇪🇺🎤 @ReadDeepIntoPop #ReadingDeeplyIntoPop #Eurovision
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Lots of (I think) very funny new clips of me doing comedy on my youtube This one is particularly fun youtu.be/oAd_-_dQbkM
Tom Webb and Dr. Mystery Restaurant

Tom Webb and Dr. Mystery Restaurant

Stand-Up Comedian Tom Webb and Dr. Mystery Restaurant

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