Tom

The start of the season is finally here to remind that Brits on holiday are generally wanker.

Cats like a rocket on her first time outside on the balcony. Handbrake turns all over the tiles as I write

Cocktail bar reopening for summer this weekend. Hello summer and lost sleep

... it was then he realised he need Twitter back

What do you call them? There's gonna be hell otherwise

La feria española es la mejor

Who are you to tell me

Stood behind MVG in the pizza shop... hungry fucker let me tell you

Funny you's lot all crying about a bit of heat and articles explaining when it's legally too hot to work 😂

I took the same route home last night but probably did twice the distance #vodkaironbru

My whole twitter.... including now, soz xitter.gq/mraaronhall/status/876…

I got dreams in my suitcase... youtube.com/watch?v=DPX9h--C…

Would everyone just calm the fuck down for a second please

Mans waiting up for the @SIRSPYRO @BlackJoshAPE dub

SAFC, not okay 💔

Big wheels keep on turning

"Staying in your university town is like being the last one drinking after all your friends have left the party"

Can't wait to those weirdos who are gonna want pound coins in their change now to fuck off

I mean... what's the point in hanging around for weeks on end of grey, cloudy forecasts