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Joined September 2022
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Like this if u have a #dog 🦙
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like if u agree 👍
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Fwiw, I have never had Prime and my packages are always free shipping and always on time - usually earlier than promised
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late. 2026: Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date." Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow." Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately." 48 hours later...
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Who up demonstrating they commitment to Sparkle Motion
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Good morning to folks who try to say goodbye but they choke try to walk away but they stumbawl
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Tomadan W. Burgers IV. retweeted
Sharing for anyone in Philly who might be interested
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BREAKING: For the first time in American history, the Department of Energy has approved a commercial nuclear microreactor's safety analysis for full-power operations. LA-based Radiant secured the approval, with testing planned at Idaho National Laboratory.
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Nutritious cockroach milk could be next superfood - and you'll never believe how it's extracted
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Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE
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Just a nonbinary slob like one of us?
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Replying to @caobidi
我的睾丸必须听我的
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“One drink or less” includes zero drinks So a woman who drinks zero beers is a Moderate Drinker
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Americans had not yet been invented
Why did it take so long to invent the cheeseburger? All the ingredients were already available in ancient Rome.
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It’s All Hallows’ Eve not All Hallows’ Steve
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it's friday
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Accept the things you can’t change but complain about them constantly
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Thinking about getting into that red worm composting thing Lmk if you have experience wif dat
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Just talked to an insider. He’s hermetically sealed in there and running low on oxygen. Prayers are needed.
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Tomorrow’s just a notha day n I don’t believe in time
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I'm gonna call my ideology goodpersonism and your ideology badpersonism. Now I get to say I'm a good person and you're a bad person, and you can't argue with it because it's in the name.
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Good morning to folks who do they stretching in the morning limber up bozos!
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