Fwiw, I have never had Prime and my packages are always free shipping and always on time - usually earlier than promised
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2026:
Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date."
Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow."
Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately."
48 hours later...
Tomadan W. Burgers IV. retweeted
BREAKING: For the first time in American history, the Department of Energy has approved a commercial nuclear microreactor's safety analysis for full-power operations.
LA-based Radiant secured the approval, with testing planned at Idaho National Laboratory.
Just talked to an insider. He’s hermetically sealed in there and running low on oxygen. Prayers are needed.
Tomadan W. Burgers IV. retweeted
I'm gonna call my ideology goodpersonism and your ideology badpersonism. Now I get to say I'm a good person and you're a bad person, and you can't argue with it because it's in the name.














