@Tomasthanes

Jesus Follower • Husband 48yrs • Father • Sr. DevOps Eng (Ret.) • Writer • Drone Pilot • Info Curator • Bass/Flute/EWI • Tolkienophile • ATS • Ex-runner

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Is the World Series going on right now? Seems sort of an East Coast contest.
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Be praying for the elections in Israel today.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 24
Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls buff.ly/dCnEWgq

Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls

ATLANTA, GA — Federal election monitors confirmed Thursday that millions of mail-in ballots cast for Democratic candidates nationwide have been traced back to 12-foot-tall plastic lawn skeletons.

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Replying to @SteveHiltonx
@SteveHiltonx Steve, is there any advantage in voting early? Are ballots counted early and trends announced? I would think not. Thank you for running for governor.
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This was just sent out by @carldemaio earlier this morning...
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 13
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer buff.ly/BVTF9T0

God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer

HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after seeing the trailer for the new Narnia movie directed by Greta Gerwig.

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My "feed" on @facebook right now (on the desktop). I guess I'll have a pretty productive morning now. #Facebook #FacebookOutage #WishItWereNormal
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 11
Conclusive Evidence Discovered Of Jew Controlling Weather buff.ly/RzrPrSt

Conclusive Evidence Discovered Of Jew Controlling Weather

GALILEE — With controversy erupting over allegations that weather patterns and catastrophic storms are somehow generated and controlled from behind the scenes by a specific people group, conclusive...

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John Solomon
@jsolomonReportsOct 2
Trump urges Senate to pass Sunshine Protection Act, which would make daylight saving time permanent justthenews.com/node/191943?…

Trump urges Senate to pass Sunshine Protection Act, which would make daylight saving time permanent

Trump claimed that Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., is holding up passage of the bill "for reasons unknown."

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Eric Metaxas
@ericmetaxasOct 1
If this is true, it's not because they were white. It's because this was the center of Christendom.
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Larry Alex Taunton
@LarryTauntonOct 1
Muslims should be banned from piloting planes carrying anything but other Muslims.
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Muse
@xmuse_Sep 30
This is the highest level of calligraphy mastery. The tips move like they are dancing. One hand. Two brushes. Chinese calligraphy has always been an art of energy and balance.
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Larry Alex Taunton
@LarryTauntonSep 29
There are two photos below. One is of genocide, the other is of war waged against a terrorist state. Can you identify which is which?
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeSep 30
Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change buff.ly/aCZZdho

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

MESOPOTAMIA — Onlookers erupted in shouts of ridicule for a prominent local man, as apparent idiot Noah decided to build an ark when he could have just paid more taxes to stop climate change.

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Bill Postmus
@billpostmusSep 25
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Muse
@xmuse_Sep 25
An angel slumped on a lion that's finally put its head down. Canova finished this in 1805 for Archduchess Maria Christina’s monument in Vienna. She’s not even buried here. I keep coming back to the wing. It looks like it could lift any second, but it stays with the animal and the shield dumped on the step, with the kind of grief that's past shouting.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeSep 23
Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials buff.ly/z3id298

Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials

Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump banned them from the premises. Now, The Babylon Bee...

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Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER
@doctorowSep 9
I've left Twitter, but I'm still writing a daily blog. You can read today's post ("Anti-vax/anti-trust") at pluralistic.net/2026/09/09/w… It's also available on Mastodon at: mamot.fr/@pluralistic/117240… And on Bluesky at: bsky.app/profile/did:web:plu…
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OTD in 1966, "Star Trek" premiered on @NBC. Creator Gene Roddenberry pitched it as a reimagined western focused on the final frontier—space. Live Long and Be Assimilated. Source: @AjitPai.
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Looking for a browser that will help protect your privacy? Check out the Brave browser. brave.com/download/ #Brave #BraveBrowser #Privacy
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If you can read this, thank you Mom. Happy Labor Day! #LaborDay #Labor
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