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Just quit my j*b for a better one, got 2.5 weeks of unemployment ahead of me, and it’s Friday
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Yikyak is so fucking gay😂 shit is for straight geeds, minorities, and sluts who think they’re funny
My coworker who’s barely older than me is shopping for engagement rings and planning his future with his girlfriend while I’m sitting here counting down the hours until Queens vs. LMU tips off at 9 PM.
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My frat has to many liberal Yankees in it please tell me why I have seen more post about the “blue wave” on guys stories than UK being ranked 6th
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Americans watching the election vote counts on the news instead of grinding for the fortnite pirate token
LBT’s Halloween 2026 Stat Line:
Nights out: 0
Costumes worn: 0
Female interactions: 0
Beers consumed: 30
Overall grade: DNP — Coach’s Decision
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What it’s gonna feel like seeing our exes in their slutty costumes this weekend
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Bro Im actually crying 🤣 Dude got promoted after my post #explosion
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Wearing my letterman jacket to work tomorrow to assert dominance #yep
























