Tom Tippa

Gerard Healy labelling Daniel Hoyne “The smartest man in football” is an insult to the greats. Give me a premiership coach over a data monkey reading context-lacking Champion Data stats any day of the week.

Honestly can’t go about my day without knowing the ending of Survivor #montenegrosurvivor #playingonmymind #joeysasnake

No one here is a fan of an egg quiche?

Being an Uber driver you would hear some unbelievable stories

People who get offended by Betoota Advocate are cringe as

Hold my head high knowing I’ve never used London Town as a caption when posting a photo in London

When taking a piss at a pub there must be a ledge to rest your beer on.

There’s a whole lot of me time about people who run on the road

To the nerd who puts exams during the Melbourne Cup

IF Cumbo went to the same school as us THEN we’d be best mates

Just witnessed Joey Ralph buffalo himself then proceed to neck the beer. Big Joes here for good.

Has anyone checked up on @swoopshim to make sure he’s alright ?

Best thing about Royal Ascot is that it’s not frowned upon to stay up until the early hours of the morning and punt midweek

Would love a way to hold Uber drivers accountable, need to swing the power back into the hands of the consumer

There is not many things more humbling than a Monday hangover

Things we already know Footy live> afl live. Tank carlton> anything

Hangover meat sweats are ridiculous