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Tongiesta

@Tongiesta

in a toxic relationship with @manutd

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Joined October 2026
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They are sacking Michael Carrick in installments.
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Their combined age is 76. Which is younger than a good chunk of senators.
Ossoff's Office (@SenOssoff) profile pictureOssoff's Office
@SenOssoff18h
Sen. Ossoff welcomes Senator-elect James Talarico.
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Shump is right, everyone on the team is a winner, even the coaches, chefs, med staff, kit men etc
Gil’s Arena (@GilsArenaShow) profile pictureGil’s Arena
@GilsArenaShow12h
Shump really struck a nerve over the winner vs. loser label 🔥
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💜Ruk@Miniruks18h
Don’t be disingenuous & classless like Jimmy. Carrick was MINT 💫
Jimmy Hosang (@Hosang) profile pictureJimmy Hosang
@HosangNov 10
Carrick wasn’t even that great a player. Jeered by United fans plenty for being a much worse version of Scholes and Keane that didn’t run or pass forward. And a 2nd tier manager that lowered standards, couldn’t inspire anyone and left us in the relegation zone. On to the next thing.
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Bron makes this shit even funnier ctfu
Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA) profile pictureUnderdog NBA
@UnderdogNBA12h
Jaylen Brown didn't have much to say to Jayson Tatum before tip
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@itwas_a_gudday20h
The first footballer I was actually scared of around 2004. He isn't in the GOAT conversations for 3 reasons. 1. He didn't manage to win that Champions League with Arsenal where he'd have been remembered as the main man, instead he went to become "part of the team at Barcelona in 2009. 2. He was robbed of the Balon D'or in 2003, that would have been the bragging right. 3. Zidane is Zidane. He was unfortunate to come at a time when Zidane existed in the national team, he'd have been the French super hero. Definitely Top 10 greatest strikers ever. Definitely Top 40 greatest players ever.
TH14 Comps (@TH14_Comps) profile pictureTH14 Comps@TH14_CompsNov 10
What a fkin comp lol. This is the closest any footballer has come to looking like a genuine superhero
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Bane hahahaha
NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) profile pictureNFR Podcast
@nfr_podcast15h
Kendrick Lamar & his family for Halloween 2026 🎃
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Democrats winning big and then immediately showing everyone that they’re still spineless losers who fail on purpose
Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) profile picturePower to the People ☭🕊
@ProudSocialist13h
BREAKING: Thomas Massie’s resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth fails in the House 211-204, after 11 Democrats failed to show up for the vote. If those 11 Democrats had showed up, Hegseth would have been impeached 215-211.
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To each their own man. my daughter has expanded the dimensions of my heart.
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not having any kids in your 30s is a massive force-multiplier across basically every front
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I be enjoying the most mundane stuff again. Rediscovering wonder through the eyes of your child>>>>
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My bro!!! 💙💙💙
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Zim SA and Botswana have been producing top sprinting talent consistently of late
Zimbabwe Olympic Committee (@TeamZimOlympic) profile pictureZimbabwe Olympic Committee@TeamZimOlympic18h
GOLDEN HISTORY FOR ZIMBABWE! 🇿🇼🥇 Watch 17-year-old Ropafadzo Mzondo blaze down the track in 21.04 seconds to win the men’s 200m final at the Dakar 2026 Youth Olympic Games—claiming Zimbabwe’s first-ever Youth Olympic medal! 🏃‍♂️💨
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GOLDEN HISTORY FOR ZIMBABWE! 🇿🇼🥇 Watch 17-year-old Ropafadzo Mzondo blaze down the track in 21.04 seconds to win the men’s 200m final at the Dakar 2026 Youth Olympic Games—claiming Zimbabwe’s first-ever Youth Olympic medal! 🏃‍♂️💨
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Scientifically speaking here, there are too many confounders for this to be provable in a significant population sample. Hormone response, genetic variation between mom, dad and fetus, hormone fluctuation, womb health, STI status etc...so many things that are at play here.
emily may (@emilykmay) profile pictureemily may
@emilykmayNov 9
Was chatting with a pregnant Gen Z girlie and she told me that her husband didn't drink at all for 3 months leading up to her pregnancy and was a huge health nut. She's about to give birth and her only negative pregnancy symptom was fatigue. Anyway, I am connecting healthy dads/sperm health to easier and better pregnancies for the first time ever at 36 years old.
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Not saying sperm health isn't a factor, but it can't be the biggest factor for a healthy pregnancy.
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New digs.
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More life @jbreezythahulk you are a star!
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It's wasnt because of you bruh
Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) profile pictureHakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries22h
House Democrats have won 258 seats and counting. This is the largest majority that any party has had this century. News of our demise was greatly exaggerated.
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Carras was praised by many coaches and peers in his time. He was at least a 7/10 on any occasion. Super reliable player
Dylan McBennett (@DylanMcbennett7) profile pictureDylan McBennett
@DylanMcbennett7Nov 10
Michael Carrick didn’t pass forward. Back to bed Jimmy, you’re embarrassing yourself chief. #MUFC
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We aren't going to pretend that a key player in one of the most successful era's of our club wasn't a great player. Carras was an outstanding footballer.
Jimmy Hosang (@Hosang) profile pictureJimmy Hosang
@HosangNov 10
Carrick wasn’t even that great a player. Jeered by United fans plenty for being a much worse version of Scholes and Keane that didn’t run or pass forward. And a 2nd tier manager that lowered standards, couldn’t inspire anyone and left us in the relegation zone. On to the next thing.
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