Tony Stark

Is it legal to marry your reflection? nvm, I can just make it legal LOL.

Mary-Jane Watson is the Princess Peach of the Marvel Universe.

It's been far to long, twitter.

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Lost three followers. Bitches be hatin' on the Stark.

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There should be a test that is required to take in order for people to use the Internet. It would help root out ignoramus individuals.

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#HowToPissOffLoki Show him a photo of his parents... Oh, wait...

It's 8:00 AM in Los Angeles and I have a hangover the size of Jupiter. HELLO HOLLYWOOD.

Deadpool is over for a few drinks. Let's see how this night turns out.

I've decided that I'm having a last minute party at my mansion in Malibu. Since Loki is incarcerated, things should go smoothly.

Referring to Hawkeye as Legolas was the highlight of the nerd universe, admit it.

#WhyRelationshipsDontLast it's because I'm still alive, what other explanation is there?

Everyone get the hell out of the avengers mansion before War Machine and I just destroy it with everyone inside it.

I'm the most attractive superhero this side of the universe. Your argument is invalid in any form you try presenting it.

The new Starbucks cups annoy me.

How does one have a casual psychotic conversation?

Firstly, I am very secure with the fact I'm straight but what's so sickening about gays? I don't understand her logic on this...

Most men look for tramp stamps like a guided missile looks for it's target.