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Fred Tool

@ToolFred

Phi Delta Theta Warden | Flip Flops |Moderately Racist | Hazer | 5’7” | Stimulant Abuser

Joined April 2025
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“Bag is on the way? Bet nigga.” #snooty #snootysummer
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First day on the new job. My life is over!! #nigga
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Fuck. #washed #graduated
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I’m outta this bitch nigga! #opentowork
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This is going to be the best uber of my life. #drunk
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#derby
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These Phi Psi shit heads fucking blow #NukeTTUPhiPsi
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Did I just become a witness? #thoughts
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Yes nigga I’m #rich
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Samantha, you better hurry the fuck up. #fuck
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Wife just told me she excepted a job post grad requiring her to consistently travel for a year straight (not a flight attendant). Crawfish I’m boiling for the company I’m interning for.
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Damn that body of yours is insane! #expand
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Just took my last ever test in New New Delhi (rawls testing center), blackout incoming. #lank
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What’s gayer his username or the fact that he’s a sigma chi? #LANK
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We get it bro you’re tuff… #phag #rapetexastechpike
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Y’all think anyone at this wedding knows I run a small TTU burner? #thoughts
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Wonder what he was thinking when they met
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Y’all think this guy went on spring break in 2026? #delete
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“Nigga, I told you not to say this is my dad’s boat infront of the hoes.” #white #rich #snooty
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Texas #phags tried to chirp me because I wouldn’t give them #bag 🤣🤣🤣
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Just got #rinsed. #fuck
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