Hacked (@JohnsonGotTools). 09' Twitter Vet. Unc and big bro shit, no hoe shit, cuz I know shit. Cute fat bih w/ pape stan account. Portal Technology Advocate
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JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
Notice how you only see "Houston is lame" tweets from women, meanwhile men move here and have the times of their lives?
Because female competition in Houston is high as hell and they aren't able to lockdown the type of men or lifestyle they thought they were gonna be able to
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
Psychiatrist using all these fancy terms like adhd and bipolar when they could’ve just said I’m passionate, imaginative, resilient, and caring.
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
USA fumbled millennials real bad. We were so ready be productive citizens. We were told that in order to have a beautiful life, all we needed to do was say no to drugs, get an education, get a good job, get married, buy a house, have children, & live happily ever after. But noooo
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
If You have me over for a mid ass threesome ima cuss both yall asses out.
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
Lmao they in a full blown throuple!!! I love it 🙌🏽 hell yeah ladies, I hope yall sucking the skin off pastor dick every night. I know them back shots sound like Vietnam with they thick ass 😮💨
This is your pastor’s wife. Your First Lady. The woman you call “Mum.” 😃😃
When you see your pastor’s wife posing for pictures with another woman in unpleasant manner, what runs through your mind when you discover that the woman is now your pastor’s second wife?
The pictures she has taken are with the second wife, who happens to be her best friend.
She proudly stood on the pulpit and introduced her!
Your pastor is very proud of this arrangement, and his wife says she heard God and that it is God’s will for him to marry another wife.
But the Bible says in 1 Timothy 3:2 (NKJV):
“A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife…”
And you, as a church member, celebrate your pastor and shout, “Kingdom marriages!” 😭
And I am even thinking about the members of that church. They lack discernment.
God help us!
God save us from those who use His name to justify their own desires and mislead His people.
This is not just about the church in America. It is about the Body of Christ.
Let us return to the Word of God. Let us test every spirit and every teaching against Scripture.
Let us keep praying for the Church of Jesus Christ. 🙏🏽
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
Soon as we got grown, whole world broke as fuck. Ain’t nobody optimistic about it either.
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
Whataburger should only serve breakfast thats it
Everything else is trash
JohnsonGotTools v.4 retweeted
This has to be one of the best jokes on transgenderism I’ve ever heard. At the same time, the logic adds up 😂