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D.U.M.B., Antarctica
Joined November 2022
Tooth Chipper retweeted
GM family. 1/3 the way to goal. Please share.
Please Share We are starting our Veterans Day drive for the local VA nursing home. (Maybe 2 Ohio and Fl) We also have our new T shirt and Hoodie with our Barberton Ohio location on it honoring Eunice Stocking. Link for donation is below and any amount matters. We try to get some extra gifts/ food/ drinks for the vets living in the homes to make sure they know they are appreciated. stockingmillcoffee.com/produ…
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//The Wire//2300Z October 23, 2026// //ROUTINE// //BLUF: SHOOTINGS REPORTED IN FRANCE. IRAN REACTIVATES MOSAIC DEFENSE PLAN, HARDENING THEIR COMMAND AND CONTROL SYSTEMS IN THE EVENT OF ATTACK. EL SALVADOR LAUNCHES MILITARY OPERATION IN HAITI TO RESCUE CAPTURED SOLDIERS. NEW WORLD SCREWWORM DETECTED IN TEXAS WILDLIFE.// -----BEGIN TEARLINE----- -International Events- France: This morning a series of drive-by shootings were reported throughout the suburbs of Paris. The first shooting was reported in the Trappes area, before the suspect maneuvered to the La Verrière district, shooting at random pedestrians along the way. The crime scene encompasses several square miles and as of this report, locations impacted by small arms fire are still being cataloged by police. The lone suspect was detained by police, though as of this report the circumstances of his arrest are not clear. Concerning victims, 1x fatality has been confirmed so far, with 3-6 others wounded as a result of the attack. More details are expected as the situation develops. Haiti: El Salvadoran troops arrived in Port au Prince this morning, expanding their presence in Haiti following the deterioration of gang activity on the island. El Salvador has been involved in the Gang Suppression Task Force mission, a UN-chartered mission to combat violent gangs and restore order throughout Haitian society. Last weekend, a patrol of Salvadoran soldiers was ambushed by gangs, with four service members being taken captive. This morning, a large contingent of Salvadoran troops landed in Port au Prince, to stage for the upcoming rescue mission of the captives, as well as clearance operations throughout the city. Analyst Comment: Though it has taken time to organize the response to this crisis, Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele, the legendary leader known for his extremely harsh crackdown on gangs in his nation, is not messing around. Gangs throughout the various slums in Port au Prince are preparing for a wider war, and it's very likely that intense combat operations are going to kick off within the next few days. In short, this is undoubtedly going to get very violent, very quickly. -HomeFront- Texas: Yesterday the USDA confirmed that at least one case of New World Screwworm has been detected in wildlife, confirming that the parasite has transitioned to wild fauna and not just commercially raised cattle. The detection was made in Pecos County, and was noted in an infected elk. Nebraska: STRATCOM announced the kickoff of exercise GLOBAL THUNDER 27, this year's strategic demonstration of force and training scenario intended to ensure the effectiveness of strategic deterrence. Analyst Comment: This exercise is completely normal but in the context of the wider impending war in the Middle East, these drills present the side-benefit of obfuscating the deployment of strategic assets. Many plane-watchers are going to have a hard time determining which movement of bombers is part of the drill...and which assets are taking off to conduct bombings in the Middle East. USA: Around the nation, this morning Brent crude futures surged to over $114/bbl during early morning trading, with WTI crude passing $100/bbl as well. Gas and diesel prices have continued to rise nationwide over the past few days, as most mitigation efforts (such as the suspension of gasoline taxes in midwestern states) are beginning to reach the limit of their effectiveness. Cyber: Overnight a data breach was announced involving Quest Diagnostics, a major data firm responsible for providing services to most hospitals and medical institutions around the United States. The breach includes the leak of patient data such as billing records, however Quest has not stated how many patients have been affected. More information is expected as the investigation into the breach continues. -----END TEARLINE----- Analyst Comment: Within the Middle East, Iranian sources claimed that the IRGC has activated their Mosaic defensive command and control doctrine, which allows regional commanders more autonomy in making decisions in the event that communications are severed with higher command structures. Serving as Iran's version of a deadman switch, this command system allows local commanders to choose targets and launch missiles on their own, if they are cut off from higher command. This is the exact same doctrine that was in place before the war began, and was the main reason for why the IRGC was devastatingly effective during the first few weeks of the war, even though a large percentage of IRGC high command was killed. If these reports are true, Iran shifting to this doctrine once again is a major indicator that Iran expects large-scale attacks imminently. Whether or not this will happen remains debatable, but right now the Iranians are absolutely convinced that it's not a matter of 'if' the US will attack, but 'when' strikes will resume. Analyst: S2A1 Research: publish.obsidian.md/s2underg… NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269 Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report. //END REPORT//
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This child has better trigger discipline than your DEI police officer👇
“This is a vile world to be a public servant in.” The Met Police Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley speaks out after a female Muslim police officer - who was recognised at the Police Federation Conference yesterday - has received online abuse.
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Dear @FedEx and @FedExHelp , Your AI online service and phone options are f***ing useless. Please go back to hiring real people to actually troubleshoot and man phone lines. I can't get a package that is somewhat time sensitive because your delivery drivers don't even attempt to follow instructions. And I can't get it held at a location (even as a paid option) because it's "ineligible to hold at location." Your AI system won't let me speak to anyone with a pulse. Clean it up!
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Guys. I need help.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Sally Struthers. And this is Allen. Allen doesn't know when he will see his next Baconator. It could be hours." "For just $5,000 a month or $167 per day, you can make sure Allen doesn't go to bed without a second bowl of ice cream." "Please call now."
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I've obtained the Orem Police Department's official police report concerning the arrest of Russell Kim Kennington at Utah Valley University (UVU) on September 11, 2025, the day after Charlie Kirk's assassination. This report addresses the hoax claims being pushed by DiligentDenizen and ProjectConstitu regarding a supposed SECOND RIFLE that was allegedly recovered from the assassination crime scene and NEVER reported to the public. Let's start with Project Constitution. On July 1, 2026, Project Constitution announced that they had obtained Kennington's Affidavit of Probable Cause. They also claimed that UVU Police had previously responded to their October 2025 GRAMA request by stating they had no responsive records. Their response? "That was a lie." Except there's a rather important detail they apparently overlooked in the very affidavit they published. At the bottom of the affidavit, the arresting officer's name is clearly identified: "/S/ Black, Chad R" I took that information, searched Utah's public employee salary records, and identified Chad Black as an officer with the OREM POLICE DEPARTMENT. So instead of submitting a GRAMA request to UVU Police, I submitted my request to Orem PD. Guess what? I RECEIVED THE POLICE REPORT. How did I get it? I simply told the Orem PD that I did not want anything related to the Tyler Robinson case, I did not want anything related to Russell Kennington. I just wanted the object that was confiscated. That made it easy for me to get a hold of the incident report and Record Officer Sedona Hansen turned it over with little issues. Orem PD Incident 25OR19774. The report identifies Sergeant C. Black as the responsible officer and documents Kennington's arrest on September 11, 2025. It also identifies personnel from the Utah County Sheriff's Office and Utah State Bureau of Investigation who assisted in the arrest. Now here's where the SECOND RIFLE narrative becomes interesting. For months, Diligent Denizen has repeatedly circulated footage of Kennington being escorted by law enforcement officers while claiming that one of the officers was carrying an EVIDENCE-TAGGED RIFLE. Not just any rifle, either. According to their posts, this was supposedly a SECOND, NEVER REPORTED rifle connected to Charlie Kirk's assassination. They've also suggested that Kennington was allowed to conceal an unidentified object beneath his clothing even after being searched. So what does the actual police report say? On page 5, Sergeant Black describes Kennington as wearing a white lab coat and carrying: "some type of plastic axe type toy with plastic chains" The report continues on page 6 by mentioning a cut-up jump rope with just the handles. Under the report's EVIDENCE section, the listed item is: "Black iPhone in brown case" Sergeant Black further documents that Kennington admitted crossing the yellow crime scene tape to photograph and record the area. His cellphone was confiscated as evidence, and a search warrant was to be sought. There is NO mention of Kennington possessing a rifle. NO mention of a second rifle being recovered during his arrest. NO mention of an evidence-tagged firearm being transported alongside him. The report does NOT corroborate the extraordinary claims that Diligent Denizen has repeatedly presented as fact. And there's another important distinction. Project Constitution's GRAMA dispute involved UVU Police. The report I obtained was given by OREM PD. Those are TWO DIFFERENT LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. A response stating that one agency has no responsive records does not mean that another agency doesn't possess records concerning the same incident. It certainly isn't proof that somebody LIED or that investigators were concealing evidence. Like I said, the information needed to identify the reporting agency was sitting at the bottom of these hoaxsters' document. I followed that lead and obtained the report. The easiest thing to debunk. Here's what we can actually establish: Russell Kennington was arrested at UVU on September 11, 2025. Orem PD documented the arrest. The police report identifies a plastic axe-type toy, plastic chains, jump rope handles, and a cellphone. The cellphone was documented as evidence. The report does not document a second rifle. And nothing in the materials presented by these accounts establishes that an undisclosed rifle connected to Charlie Kirk's assassination was recovered during Kennington's arrest. There's a considerable difference between asking questions about an unidentified object in a video and repeatedly declaring that law enforcement secretly removed a second murder weapon. That's it. If they had any sense of intelligence, they would have figured this out a long time ago. Or maybe that's just the point and they needed another hoax to keep people hooked to their grifting. By the way, I watermarked these documents for the purpose of making sure that people do not manipulate them in any way whatsoever. I've already given my copy of the report to people I know are interested in the truth, not a lie.
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
If you file a FOIA for a DD214 and post it people can say it was altered. A better solution is to file on MuckRock. Then it becomes a matter of public record and comes up in searches. Example: muckrock.com/foi/united-stat… Please share this far and wide.
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Please help Allen stay above 200 pounds!
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Important to remember that in 1940, most of Hitler’s advisors argued against an invasion of France. On paper, the French were stronger in key areas. A few of his staff even threatened to resign. He made the call to invade entirely because he thought they were faggots. And he was right.
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest. He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them. He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard. “It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces. Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it. “Is that… hentai?” His legs are blown smooth off. 12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold. He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget. “GG faggot” He’s killed 500 men.
5am, Black Rifle Coffee consumed, Black Rifle Energy packed up, headed to the range
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Just an FYI, @Kaitain_US got reported for posting public records.
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The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan . You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits. What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027. Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic. The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change. Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Folks, while everyone is losing their minds, my son made this costume for his son.
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Almost half of Muslims in France say they may leave the country if Marine Le Pen wins the presidency.
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"I killed my wife and her lover with an axe. Stayed in the house with their bodies for 5 days before they got me. But shit man that's ancient history. What about you? What are you in for?" "ehhhh"
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 13
🚨#BREAKING: Maryland paramedic sentenced to 25 years in prison after pleading guilty to masturbating into his co-workers' food and filming it.
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
They're not gym whores they are fitness workers
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Replying to @ingelramdecoucy
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The beacon is lit. Send riders to your bannermen.
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So for my own reasons, I’m not really a praying man. But one of my close buddies, Matt, is in need of it. He’s an absolute gem of a dude, and for the last month and a half, life has been raining shit on him and his family a little bit. This guy could not be less deserving of struggle. Just found out he hospitalized himself for symptoms consistent with a small heart attack a day ago. You don’t have to reply to this, or any of that. But if you guys pray, just do me a favor and include him. Thanks Frens
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It’s based to help a dog live the long healthy life it deserves Post late best friend
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