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A Reaper drone filmed a glowing "jellyfish" over Afghanistan. Ezekiel saw rings covered in eyes. Either way, heaven's opening line never changes. TopLobsta's Fear Not World Tour 2.0 Tee. toplobsta.com/products/fear-…

Something's in Greenland's ice, and Enoch already told you what. The Watchers came down. Their sons were giants. Nephilim Death Squad's The Fall Tee. toplobsta.com/products/the-f…

Might be a good time to follow your local conspiracy guy. He's the one with the eye on his shirt. Cult of Conspiracy's Open Up That Third Eye Logo Tee. toplobsta.com/products/cult-…

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Uzzah touched the Ark once and dropped dead. Korah challenged Moses instead. The ground opened and swallowed him whole. Numbers 16:32. The Earth Opened Its Mouth Tee from Straight Bible. toplobsta.com/products/the-e…

Giant see-through UFO parks over an Oregon home. Then the witnesses start feeling sick. Nothing to see here. Literally. Nephy Co. Nephy Abduction 3D UFO Tee. toplobsta.com/products/nephy…

The wise men followed one star across the desert. So who drew the lines behind it? TopLobsta's Chemtrails Over Bethlehem Tee. Navy, gold print. toplobsta.com/products/chemt…

Why does the guy handing out cheap pizza wear a toga and carry a pitchfork? Little Seasoners: Satan's Last Deception Tee. A TopLobsta parody. Check the tail. toplobsta.com/products/littl…

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Ancient books are full of things that look like they came from another world. Daniel saw one too. Gold, silver, bronze, iron, clay. And a stone cut without hands. Straight Bible's Daniel 2 Tee. toplobsta.com/products/danie…

In Japan, your blood type supposedly decides your personality. Nancy has a different use for it. Nancy's Ramen Co. Tee, a Nancy's Noodles original. Original flavor. Don't ask what's in the broth. toplobsta.com/products/nancy…

What was hovering near an F-22 base in Alaska with tentacles? Our guess: Santa's fleet got an upgrade. TopLobsta's Drone Reindeer Ugly Sweater. toplobsta.com/products/drone…

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Plot twist: the flood wasn't for us. It was for the Nephilim. Some bloodlines survived anyway. Goliath came from one, and a shepherd boy ended it with a sling. NDS Skull of Goliath Tee. toplobsta.com/products/skull…

850 prophets on one mountain. One man soaked his altar in water three times, then asked for fire. Straight Bible's At Thy Word Tishbite Tee. 1 Kings 18. toplobsta.com/products/at-th…

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Everybody's hunting the cabal in D.C. Wrong state. Check Florida. TopLobsta's Florida Illuminati Tee. toplobsta.com/products/flori…

Why does every angel in the Bible open with "Fear not"? Ezekiel saw one up close: wheels within wheels, rims full of eyes. Fear Not World Tour 2.0 Hoodie from TopLobsta. toplobsta.com/products/fear-…

200 fallen angels picked one mountain to land on. Enoch 6:6 names it: Hermon. Visit Mt. Hermon Tee from Nephilim Death Squad. A souvenir from the worst vacation spot in history. toplobsta.com/products/visit…