"Punish conquered nations by ending your occupation of them." - Don Tzu, Art of the Deal.
"Give me the uranium dust!"
"Donald, I saw your ballroom. I love the drapes, gold was an inspired choice."
"You're right, I am great, I pick the best drapes..."
"Exactly. Now you drive a hard bargain, but we will accept that aircraft carrier from you."
"Ha! Art of the Deal."
So no-one is telling Trump that the Telegram statement from Iran is also legit.
They probably won't put that one in his two minute Tiktok summary in the morning, though.
FYI this is the other statement being referred to that has all the points in. xitter.gq/lookner/status/2041655…
Torin Phable retweeted
In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful
The Islamic Resistance Movement announces that Tuesday shall be, God willing, the Day of the Power Plants and the Day of the Bridges — combined into a single day of reckoning upon the lands of the Persians. There shall be nothing like it, and the world shall bear witness.
Open the Strait, O depraved ones, or you shall dwell in the fire of Jahannam — WATCH AND SEE!
All praise belongs to Allah, Lord of the Worlds.
— Abu Dawud al-Turumbi, Commander of the Faithful and President of the Believers
But, but, but, I'll have to walk 20 minutes to a station. Eeek!
Oooh no. I can't commute for an hour each way.
But my mum lives close by, how will I manage if I have to move away? 🤔
But jobs in xxx town don't pay £50 grand.
But it might need work and decorating. Boo hoo.
All my friends are here.
Excuse after pathetic lame excuse. 🙄
I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. 😜
Deadlines for when Trump has declared they'll hit Iran hard/rain hell/bomb schools/etc:
March 22nd: 48 hours
March 23rd: 5 days
March 26th: 10 days
April 2nd: Immediately
April 4th: 48 hours
Torin Phable retweeted
America blew up the Nordstream pipeline, and now has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Hard not to see this as a deliberate strategy of denying energy to Europe, whilst America can produce its own. Callous.
If you're under 55 and still supporting Reform, you are a masochist with a humiliation fetish.
"I'm going to stop sending you weapons because Europe isn't helping enough with Iran."
"But *I* am sending help to the gulf states with drones!"
"Did you once even compliment his drapes?"
As great as this would be, sadly it would be something good for Europe long term, therefore Trump won't do it.
But we'll finally find out exactly what shade of gold those ballroom drapes will be, which is exciting.
"Ukraine wasn't our problem... well, apart from the fact our entire elite were deeply involved in shady business there, we blew up Nordstream, we're still sending them stuff... But other than that not our problem."

































