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This is why you read the small print.
JUST IN - Trump says that if Iran is charging fees for passage through the Strait of Hormuz, "they better stop now!"
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"Punish conquered nations by ending your occupation of them." - Don Tzu, Art of the Deal.
JUST IN - Trump is considering a plan to punish NATO members he believes were unhelpful to the U.S. and Israel in the Iran War, removing U.S. troops out of member countries deemed unhelpful to the war effort — WSJ
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"Give me the uranium dust!" "Donald, I saw your ballroom. I love the drapes, gold was an inspired choice." "You're right, I am great, I pick the best drapes..." "Exactly. Now you drive a hard bargain, but we will accept that aircraft carrier from you." "Ha! Art of the Deal."
JUST IN - Trump says Iran has gone through "what will be a very productive Regime Change," that there will be no "enrichment of Uranium" and U.S. and Iran will "dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear 'Dust'."
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Now cancel all ceasefire talks
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So no-one is telling Trump that the Telegram statement from Iran is also legit. They probably won't put that one in his two minute Tiktok summary in the morning, though.
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FYI this is the other statement being referred to that has all the points in. xitter.gq/lookner/status/2041655…
Iran's statement about the ceasefire
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"He's had a few small domestic wins" is no longer an excuse for supporting an aging, psychotic philosemite who thinks the world works like a knock-off Civ game.
JUST IN - Trump on Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
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In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful The Islamic Resistance Movement announces that Tuesday shall be, God willing, the Day of the Power Plants and the Day of the Bridges — combined into a single day of reckoning upon the lands of the Persians. There shall be nothing like it, and the world shall bear witness. Open the Strait, O depraved ones, or you shall dwell in the fire of Jahannam — WATCH AND SEE! All praise belongs to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. — Abu Dawud al-Turumbi, Commander of the Faithful and President of the Believers
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But, but, but, I'll have to walk 20 minutes to a station. Eeek! Oooh no. I can't commute for an hour each way. But my mum lives close by, how will I manage if I have to move away? 🤔 But jobs in xxx town don't pay £50 grand. But it might need work and decorating. Boo hoo. All my friends are here. Excuse after pathetic lame excuse. 🙄 I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. 😜
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Deadlines for when Trump has declared they'll hit Iran hard/rain hell/bomb schools/etc: March 22nd: 48 hours March 23rd: 5 days March 26th: 10 days April 2nd: Immediately April 4th: 48 hours
Trump says time is running out for Iran to make a deal and that it has "48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them"
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More like this tbh
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America blew up the Nordstream pipeline, and now has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Hard not to see this as a deliberate strategy of denying energy to Europe, whilst America can produce its own. Callous.
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If you're under 55 and still supporting Reform, you are a masochist with a humiliation fetish.
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage formally commits to the state pension triple lock if Reform UK win the next election "The people to whom pensions are being paid, certainly compared to a younger generation today, are those who have actually worked and paid into the system"
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"Nothing can stop the people of God" - Trump on why he started the war with Iran.
NOW - Trump delivers special Passover message from the Oval Office: "With true faith, eternal hope and the power of prayer, nothing can stop the people of God."
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"I'm going to stop sending you weapons because Europe isn't helping enough with Iran." "But *I* am sending help to the gulf states with drones!" "Did you once even compliment his drapes?"
JUST IN - Trump has threatened to stop supplying weapons to Ukraine unless Europe joins in reopening the Strait of Hormuz — FT
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"I am absolutely going to stop sending you weapons this time. I mean it." *Trump sends another 100 quadrillion dollars to Ukraine.*
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As great as this would be, sadly it would be something good for Europe long term, therefore Trump won't do it. But we'll finally find out exactly what shade of gold those ballroom drapes will be, which is exciting.
DON'T JUST TALK ABOUT IT, BE ABOUT IT. For the love of god, finally LEAVE NATO and stop whining like a bitch. We can handle it. Turn this Iran kerfuffle into a global-historical turning point, put your money where your mouth is.
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"Ukraine wasn't our problem... well, apart from the fact our entire elite were deeply involved in shady business there, we blew up Nordstream, we're still sending them stuff... But other than that not our problem."
JUST IN - Trump says he is strongly considering leaving NATO, highlighting U.S. support when it came to Ukraine war: "Ukraine wasn’t our problem. It was a test, and we were there for them, and we would always have been there for them. They weren’t there for us." — Telegraph
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Do it or don't do it, but by god stop crying about it.
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