𝓜𝑜𝑜𝓃𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓂 ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

⠀ ⠀ No one wants candy from someone dressed like a car salesman, hun. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Tried wranglin’ Scott into bunny ears for Halloween yesterday. Did not work very well- ⠀

⠀ ⠀ This is what happens when ya skip breakfast! Don’t mind my bellied natural disaster. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Ah ain’t afraid to wrestle it off ya. . . but ah won’t on account of you bein’ a good daddy and all. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ “You, cause ah like the way ya shuffle ‘em.” She grins. No matter her current belief that he’s cheating at games, she can’t deny how much she enjoys his particular way of shuffling. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ “Momma. . . she’s a complicated gal,” she murmurs, taking a moment to look away before she pans her head back to him. “Ah don’t know about this. She don’t always have the best of intentions.” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Didn’t know my stomach could make that loud of a noise, sorry- ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Am. . . ah not supposed to have a whole lot of coffee? Sounds like they want it more than me! ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Why not? Ah’m cravin’ coffee and it’ll let me live up to my fullest potential! ⠀

⠀ ⠀ “Hey, if they can’t hang, sounds like it’s more on them than it is on me!” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ “Who exactly? Maybe we know each other some way. What’s the plan?” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Lookin’ to give me the whole pot? ⠀