Heartbroken Oakland A’s fan for life… stadium chaser, baseball butts aficionado

Joined April 2010
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A little footnote about Game 3. Pat Murphy made sure every Brewers position player got into the game, either as a pinch hitter or a defensive replacement. Regardless of what happens, they'll all be able to say the played in a World Series. One little thing. Big culture payoff.
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How cool. Pat Murphy sent rehab coordinator Bryn Hester down to the bullpen to ask Brandon Woodruff if he wanted the ninth. The two spent about a million hours together over the last three years working on Woodruff’s comeback.
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why. did you also lose an election in brazil
Brazil elections remind me of Arizona elections.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.
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The new Ambassador to Greece.
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MAGA always refers to Obama by his full name but never the same rule for Kashyap Pramod Patel. Why is that?
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THIS IS SO TRUE 😭😭😭
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when tom cruise thinks you’re in distress so he checks on you but you were just doom scrolling and got the surprise of a lifetime 😂 TikTok @ klementina_|le
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What the crap is Seacrest doing to himself?
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First in my bloodline to see something like that this 😭
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Tough look
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Pitcher hit a backflip after sending the Amarillo Sod Poodles to the Texas League Championship Series
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One night in 1995, Mariners broadcaster Rick Rizzs and former Mariners outfielder Dave Henderson were sitting in a bar in Pioneer Square after a game, having a beer. A news report came on the TV about homeless people in Seattle. The two of them started talking, and one thought stuck. How many of those people had kids who wouldn't be getting anything for Christmas? So they decided to do something about it. That night. They passed the hat among Mariners players, guys like Edgar Martinez, Jay Buhner, Dan Wilson, and John Olerud, and raised $18,000. They bought about 500 toys and delivered them to homeless and women's shelters around the city. They called it Toys for Kids. It did not stay small. Thirty years later, that idea born in a bar has raised well over a million dollars, bought brand-new toys for more than 200,000 children across Washington State, and thrown dozens of holiday parties for kids in shelters, hospitals, and impossible situations. Some years the fundraiser alone brings in more than half a million dollars. Rizzs plays Santa himself. Not a symbolic Santa. He shows up, hands out the gifts, and looks the kids in the eye. "It's not just a toy," he said. "To me, it represents hope that somebody cares about them and their moms." Then came the hard part. In December 2015, two days after Christmas, Dave Henderson died of a heart attack. He was 57. Rizzs lost his broadcast partner, his charity partner, and one of his closest friends all at once. "I miss him like crazy," Rizzs said. He could have let it fade. Instead, he kept it going, bigger every year, and made sure Henderson's name stayed on it. There's now a Dave Henderson Scholarship attached to the charity, handing college money to kids who write about what education means to them. Henderson was the kind of guy who, on one of those holiday visits, met a woman working at a shelter, noticed her car was falling apart, and quietly bought her a new one. "Who does that?" Rizzs said. "Dave Henderson does that." Two friends, a beer, and a news report. Three decades later, hundreds of thousands of Seattle kids have woken up to a present because of it.
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my poo waiting to be flushed while I watch 45 minutes of Instagram reels
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