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Is it just me, or do Ted’s YouTube titles never match WTF is actually happening? I thought we were going on a haunted excursion. Instead, we stopped at a gas station, wandered into a tent, and somehow ended up in a house with a Christmas tree while he made out with someone.

Ted was basically like what you heard wasn’t true because she tricked me and she was pretty and yeah I knew she was a married lesbian but come on guys give me a break because I’m a salesman and sometimes we lie and I thought she liked me even though I knew she was married to a woman and I was just trying to be nice and maybe I said some things but that doesn’t mean I meant them and honestly how was I supposed to know that lesbians could record phone calls because nobody ever told me that was a possibility and now everyone is acting like I did something wrong when really I’m the victim here because she was pretty and I’m a salesman.

Calling Ted a traitor instead of a liar tells you everything you need to know about the fake suicide hoax.

Chris Nanos stated early on that DNA recovered from Nancy Guthrie’s home “did not match family members or anyone in close contact to her.” That determination means investigators had reference DNA samples from those family members to make the comparison. This guy labels himself an investigator. 🤣🤣

Ted Investigates says he’s scared JLR will doxx his mother, then describes the “JLR Army” as “deranged.”