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tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Everyone, this is not football banter.
Have you ever sat down and really thought about this?
Has your self-consciousness ever reminded you that one day, you will die, decay, and cease to exist?
Just like that? Hmm.
Like, you will no longer see, breathe, talk, or even think again?
Please, let us all live the best version of our existence, because death is a very scary and extraordinary phenomenon.
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Messi’s last hattrick for Inter Miami, this was one of the goals my GOAT does not rely on Tap Ins 😂😂😂😂😂😂
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Messi’s 2010 and 2023 Ballon d’Or wins show how inconsistently the criteria are applied.
In 2010, Messi beat Iniesta, Xavi and Wesley Sneijder despite Sneijder winning the treble and reaching the World Cup final, while Iniesta scored the winning goal. Messi’s club brilliance carried him despite not scoring at the World Cup.
In 2023, Messi beat treble-winning Haaland largely on his World Cup narrative, including five penalties.
Different criteria, same winner. Somehow, they always favour Messi.
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Good morning friends and mutuals of Agenda
Nothing good about this morning but i still have to greet una 😪
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
This is my issue with these people 😂😂😂😂
I placed a golden trophy which is the greatest trophy in football history on the table and you are bringing a silver steel to the same table.
Bringing a spoon to a gun fight😭😂😂😂
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Jose Mourinho after Carlo Ancelotti called up Rapfinha for a friendly match and made him play 120 minutes
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
From Bluetooth goals to Gmail award😂😂😂
i cant wait for the super ballon dor
THE BOAT OF SOCIAL MEDIA
#BOAT
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
it's 2060
history class
history teacher : in 2026 Ronaldo won the boat award it was massive .
my son - can we see a diagram?
history teacher :
tracksideculer | Barca • F1 • MotoGP retweeted
Ever since @Kelvin451145 started supporting Chelsea, our lives have never been the same. 😭
2-0 loss against Tottenham.
.... - ...... loss against Liverpool. 😭🤧
On behalf of all Chelsea fans, I'm pleading with you to stop supporting us and leave us alone. 😭🙏
