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The NHL's worst randomly generated trades. These haven't actually happened (yet) so relax.

Joined January 2016
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nhl fans: oh sht its trade deadline day - i have to book the day off, watch trade centre and refresh twitter 60,000 times so i don't miss any trades! the trades:
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When going into space for the first time, mankind brought what was truly needed for life beyond the stars
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NYPD got eight goals scored on them? Thin blue line indeed
fdny vs nypd hockey ACAB lmfao
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Ivan Provorov to the Wild for future considerations #NHLTrade
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Sportify Wrapped: Hockey Edition! 🏒 Who was the most viewed player and team in your state? The most viewed player pages on a single day? Or the top 10 players of 2022? Find out ⬇️
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Last year Isaiah’s dad told how Miller’s parents & group of “hockey families” from Sylvania remain hostile to Isaiah & his family. Sylvania residents have proven this true in a coordinated push of questioning Isaiah’s family & “if he can be called disabled” for the last 24hrs.
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After 34 years, the Wayne Gretzky trade tree has finally come to an end. 🌳
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Hey guys, Kevin Weekes here reporting live outside Balmoral Castle.
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Dang. We lost a good one.
Replying to @NJDevils
This post made you lose a lifelong fan!!!!
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Matt Murray to Toronto for future considerations #NHLTrade
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Alex DeBrincat to the Senators for a disappointing draft pick #NHLTrade
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HOLY SMOKES WHAT
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**Breaking News** 🚨📰 @ArizonaCoyotes trades Larson to @Capitals for a 3rd Rd Pick in 2023 . @espn @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey #HockeyTwitter
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"HELLO NHL HOCKEY FANS, COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM HEAVEN'S GATES. TODAY WE GOT ANOTHER DEAL TO ANNOUNCE AHEAD OF THE TRADE DEADLINE, RILEY NASH TRADED TO THE WILD FOR A 7TH ROUND PICK."
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It's the Season 2 debut of #HeyBurkie! ☘ In Episode 1, @Burkie2020 tells @JeffMarek how he signed @kbieksa3 to his first professional contract after a bit of a dust-up at a bar in Winnipeg. 😅 Featuring 🎶 by @aof_official. 👔 Hey Burkie Merch: sprtsnt.ca/3MUJQEZ
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Dear fans all around the hockey world, please support refugees running out from war in Ukraine. Buy 68 CZK (2,90 USD) virtual ticket(s) for the Kladno’s game in O2 arena vs. Sparta. People need help and this is a tool. Thank you very much. Jaromir Jagr 68
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The @NJDevils Alternate has been leaked. What are your thoughts on it? Huge thanks to @Scottyk9 for the heads up! #HockeyTwitter #NJDevils
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Andrew Ladd to Arizona for future considerations #LaddWatch
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Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!
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