𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙨

Hoe.

📲:: Asuka -> You said you werent a doctor....What do you have a PHD in??? -> Its not like I have much of a choice.

📱:: Asuka -> Ok mr. i cant go to school and get an actual doctors degree. -> My insanely expensive and amazing limo will be over shortly.

📱:: Asuka -> I'm not asking for a bribe. -> I just want to know if there is something to look forward to afterwards. . -> Dont use my achievements as an insult.

📱:: Asuka -> Ugh....I hate the hospital.... -> Do I get candy afterwards? The good stuff?

📱:: Asuka -> So soon? -> Will it involve surgery?

I did.

I know Im hot. Dont need to point it out.

Your face is a disaster.

Sorry for dropping deez nutz in your m-

I apologize for my actions but I do not feel bad.

DEEZ NUTZ

Do you want to trade timelines?

Yes. I will surround your skeleton with rocks.

What color do you want your casket?

What the fuck is going on 😨

Valid. Have a nice day.