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FAREEHA AMARI: *walking into weekly meeting* Guys im gay
WINSTON: *looking through his glasses* We know. Anyway
JACK MORRISON: When America invades another country it doesnt count as "Invading" it simply counts as "Doing business"
ME: (flicking throguh my notes) Thats absolutely correct . Thank you jack morrison for telling me this
if i Ever saw winston about to snort some cocaine i would jump in front of him and snort it. Thats how dedicated i am to the success of overwathc
a tracer account claimign to be "Evil" has scammed me out of $385 that i was putting away to specifically "Evil" my exhaust pipe up your mom's as s
I do not believe in god. believing in god is as GABRIEL REYES put it "Not the horny tea i desire". but every nihgt i pray that god comes down and fucks GABRIEL REYES' wife,
JACK MORRISON: I get a Boner every time i see him
WINSTON: See who? Ha ha!
JACK MORRISON: Him *points towards paintign of george washington*
ME: Typing bAd stuff about JACK MORRISON on the internet
JACK MORRISON: What are you typing
ME: nothign
Theres nothing more beautiful than the overwatch family watchign JACK MORRISON flip sausages on the grill, Together
FAREEHA AMARI: *walking into meetign with shirt that says Freaky Women Wednesday* Its freaky women wednesday
WINSTON: *looking through his glasses* So be it. *Takes out his jar of gay* Its freaky women wednesday
JACK MORRISON: *flipping burgers* Its freaky women wednesday
"Bring in the Balance Team!!" cries JACK MORRISON after ANGELA ZIEGLER complanis about trending on the internet for the 86th time this seaason alon e
been hired by a JACK MORRISON/reinhardt hybrid named "Storm" to fix their bucket list and its just a bunch of shit like "Grill sausage" and "Send torbjorns wife buttermilk" on a piece of paper
WINSTON: You are constructed from cranially aware sand
ME: i hope this "Sand" isnt aware of VERBOSE HUNG JUNKERQUEEN
WINSTON: Thats great!
ME: Today i shall rest, just as the lord wanted
VERBOSE JUNKERQUEEN: Suck on my FILTH WOMB MEAT MATE,
ME: Nevermind
JACK MORRISON: It Appears that i am in need of some coffee. ill be right back My Team
SOMBRA: dont worry old man. just give me the 16 numbers on the front of yoyr credit card the expiry date and the three nmubers on the bcak
JACK MORRISON: Ah A Scam. just like AMERICA 🇺🇸
jsut heard that this years nobel prize winner for "Worst Biologist" has once AGain' been awarded to *cracks open beer bottle with my teeth* Dr moira o'dearyme
ANGELA ZIEGLER: It is time to go genji
GENJI SHIMADA: Was i good
ANGELA ZIEGLER: No
WINSTON: Haha! Now thats what I like to call a "Burn"
WINSTON, making a "tweet": About to catch the train! Haha
SOMBRA: no youre not loser *hacks the train and turns it into a palm tree*
WINSTON: Yum !!
TRAIN DRIVER: Ohhhh!! Fuck!