HAAZZAA, IT IS I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRRRRRIXIE, THE GREATEST SHOWMARE IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!
THE GRRRRREATEST POWERFUL, TRRRRRIXE, can do anything better then you, don't believe trixie, I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU!!!
[* UUGHH, trixie joined... Great and Powerful, Parody Twitter]
The great and powerful trixie slipped off the stage during a performance
And NOW the great and powerful trixie is trying not to say cunt, because I THINK I may have broke my nose, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF FOALS AROUND!!!
Now, watch in awe, as the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie, pulls out a- DERPY!?
UMMMMMM...... please excuse the Great and Powerful trixie...
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! retweeted
IVE FINALLY FOUND IT! *she would step out of a portal as she holds up a black and red book* I finally found the book of Alicorn magic! With this I can properly study the magic that the princesses are blessed with. This will be super interesting!
Ummmm.... Starlight, when the great and powerful trrrrrixie said she needed assistance with a chain act.... this ISN'T what the great and powerful trrrrrixie had in mind....
Can you please unchain, the great and powerful trrrrrixie, before you leave....?
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! retweeted
I came to check up on the mane and background six, and they're already fighting.....
Mother of me, help us all.......
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! retweeted
You are all so beautiful and awesome! Iโm thankful to everypony๐ค




















