If you know me IRL I'm sorry you found this but you're in too deep now

Up My Own Ass
Joined August 2010
Better question is who is the recipient because on Teams is NUTS, demons among that company
walked past our security with his laptop out and man is sexting on TEAMS. bro you can not be HORNY at 9:38 ante meridiem !!!!!!
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Jamo not wearing a costume
Jamo and Amon-Ra St. Brown at the Lions Halloween party 🥶
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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chiefs special teams meetings
The #Chiefs' current special teams unit: • Kicker: Harrison Butker • Practice Squad Kicker: Justin Tucker • Punter: Matt Araiza • Long Snapper: James Winchester
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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fuck a breakup, have y’all ever tried to be just friends with the person u fell in love with
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Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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all the planets are in reggaeton right now
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The nigga name is colt mccoy
Colt McCoy??????????? WTF
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“Everything is not about race” - a racist
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt: "I have 45 people at ADL—full-time analysts—45 full-time intelligence analysts tracking the bad guys across social media, across AI, across video games, podcasts, crypto, you name it." "[We've built] software to track Wikipedia [editors]…"
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The day I was born 💅🏼
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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just incredible stuff happening here
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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the hotep shit is weird but white people have hoteps too. they b pretending to be vikings cause they dont wanna admit they ancestor was some potato farmer named seamus
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Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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