Founder @HeimBBQ #GirlDad tweets about TCU sports, golf, sometimes business, but mostly dumb jokes

Fort Worth, TX
Joined March 2009
Message to all frog fans: One Trick Pony is open until 10, go drown your sorrows with the best martinis in town
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Man this WV running back is pretty good
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Later bozo
Daniel Pullin has officially resigned as Chancellor of TCU. Thoughts ⬇️
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1990s running backs complaining about the new NFL contracts
A storm is brewing in the adult entertainment world Adriana Chechik, Alexis Texas, Jada Stevens and other porn stars of the past join Abella Danger in calling out OnlyFans stars who they believe have ruined the beautiful game
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Travis Heim retweeted
Andy Avalos tonight
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Love seeing Avalos fired up. Wish he had literally any help offensively
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Nuke the wildfrog forever and always
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Ashley is a beast
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That was maybe the worst play ever designed and executed in the absolute worst way
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Turning the wrong way to hand off on 3rd and a billion just seems like the perfect analogy for this season
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We really just cannot catch the football
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I’m ready to be hurt again
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Fade this dumbass
BREAKING: Mattress Mack places 2M wager on the Cowboys to win this Saturday.
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Here is what a 24-team College Football Playoff would have looked like in 2025, with two rounds of on-campus games: on3.com/news/how-would-expan…
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What happened to the game I love??
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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When you don’t help at all with the group project but still get an A
Former Longhorn Parker Livingstone conducts the OU Fight Song after the Sooners shock Texas at Red River! #sooners #redriver #outx
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