Any opinions or milk expressed are my own

Joined January 2011
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
349
3,841
227
45,977
I just said I'm a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors
2
5
1
14
2,297
On my way, Clacton.
1,031
9,471
652
93,927
2,432,422
My daughter's garden this morning 😍
3
11
339
You there boy, how many yellow cards is that? #ENGURU
5
10
706
24 Heirs In Police Custody
3
5
23
770
I bet he's sweating now lolz
1
10
334
Yes I am a 55 year old woman and yes I do have this bedding
3
9
446
And no I don't own an iron
7
206
We ain't got time for your bumbag #traitors
4
687
You there boy, how many artist formerly known as Prince jokes is that now?
2
1
16
677
No moon shots but a great sunset
1
7
344
Did somebody say beveragino?
1
7
423
I'm like an Essex version of Aphrodite innit
4
13
603
It's not a proper date in Essex until you've caught crabs
1
1
255
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
349
3,841
227
45,977
I See You Baby, Faking That Mass
1
2
15
582