Bitch rants

This is a glimpse of summer

How am I not asleep yet.

I'm horny.

Let me lick you from your head to your toes~

I wish I had big boobs, only having a big ass isn't cutting it for me.

Can someone go skinny dipping with me?

Stop trying to be the innocent one, we all know you're a bigger freak than the actual sluts

The only fake one around here is YOU

If you don't want to be with me, tell me I'm getting real fucking tired of these games you have going on

You're an attention whore.

Can it stop fucking raining, I want to go tanning.

Stop giving me mixed signals and tell me what I am to you.

If I text you and you don't text back, just know that I'm giving up and moving on. I'm done waisting my time on you.

Fuck this traffic

I'm getting real tired of this bipolar weather #TexasSuckSometimes

Watching a movie I've never seen before and someone telling me the end, WTF.

I could easily get an award for being the laziest person in this apartment.

If you wear makeup to the gym.... I hope you know we are #JudgingYou