@TrueSlazac

ultraliberal neoradical cosmopolitan

Paris
Joined May 2019
People calling this a nothingburger didn’t read past the headline Yeah everyone knew he was gay, but the details are really fucked up, he was filming an underage escort
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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It’s not a bad question by any means to ask me who I would vote for between Mélenchon and Le Pen if it came down to it, but it becomes a little jarring when people have been asking it for years and I always give the same answer
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Husted has completely collapsed, what the fuck happened
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In case you’re wondering about Mélenchon’s economic program: France’s public spending is currently 57% of its GDP Mélenchon plans to raise that to 66%
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Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 retweeted
you think this is gonna be a mildly funny bit related to smiling friends but no, this is just live-action smiling friends. it's live action smiling friends. nothing about it.
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Boomers really think trans women all wear wigs, they don’t know that they usually just grow their hair
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Well now I need to know which politicians know about me and what they think of me
So I talked to a Jay Jones staffer and he said that Jay Jones has seen all the memes and fucking hates this guy lmao
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When I was a smaller more EU-centric account I was told my tweets were plastered in EU institutions
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Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 retweeted
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I appreciate all the compliments on my face and accent in fact that’s why I posted it
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Genuinely what would have happened if they voted for a Presidential Monarchy
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The Czech communist party has joined the far-right european group founded by Bardella lmao
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Replying to @TrueSlazac
pls i need u to do this “So I said, “So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?” Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, "You know, nobody's ever asked me that question." I said, "I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water." But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark.”
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For all the Republican cope about early voting, forecasts have never been so sure Dems would win both chambers, they're very clear favorites right now
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Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 retweeted
Hey kids, I’m home from looting. Here are some shoes to gnaw on. Try not to crease them tho
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In Les Misérables Jean Valjean stole one loaf of bread to feed his sister's seven children. Recent Paris looting involved crowds taking cigarettes jewelry luxury goods and consumer items from stores. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Valj… en.wikisource.org/wiki/Les_Mis%C… thelocal.fr/20261018/never…
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