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Chuck Norris

@TruthAboutChuck

This is not the real Chuck Norris. This is a parody account. Enjoy, Follow & Please Retweet

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Joined March 2012
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The thought that school is almost over makes us want to do nothing but my teachers still give us work #done
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Can't wait until school is over #done
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Funny Jokes@Phunny_Jokes8 May 2012
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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Funny Jokes@Phunny_Jokes9 May 2012
I put the "o" in illiterate.
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Dear teacher's pet, you're not Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.
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That one guy teacher that gets all the hot girls in his class
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It's rather depressing that we spend 1,440 hours of our life in school each year.
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#ThingsILookFor girls that don't dress and act like sluts
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When white people say "white power" and black people say it back #thatswhenyouknow
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@TruthAboutChuck Chuck Norris now follows me
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He does nothing and still gets a Klondike bar
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He once challenged his reflection to a staring contest, and on the third day he won
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He once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds
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If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance
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You can see his charisma from space
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Black people that alway ask you for a dollar <<<<
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I love Fridays
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Staying home on a Monday >>>>
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Happy Hump day
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#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked "Can I get a piece of paper?"
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