Voice Actor and writer trying to voice act and write
New York, USA
Joined February 2011
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B.C. Koester retweeted
This phone was built back in 2013 from 80% recycled plastics , right product wrong timing and wrong strategy - this painful episode helped create Orange Human Machines (Orange) -DrTanner
B.C. Koester retweeted
Two types of readers: ones who tell you what THEY would’ve done (almost never helpful), and ones who try to understand the story YOU’RE trying to tell and help you achieve it (very helpful).
Hey #indiedevs let me voice act for your projects for free in honor of #wishlistwednesday yes please I want to become my true goblin for your games. #IndieGameTrends #IndieWatch #IndieDev #gamedev #IndieGameDev #IndieGame #Gameplay #solodev
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B.C. Koester retweeted
With contest season being in full swing & emotions rising / falling depending on random eyes, I thought I would trot this out for all of you on the contest merry go round.
Same script. Same contest. Two readers!
Now, I either wrote an almost perfect script or it sucked swamp gas.
I'm BEGGING you! Please don't dunk your feet in my coffee; I won't accept any more appointments with you if you keep dunking them in my coffee!!!
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Hi, I have a reservation for 6:00. My girlfriend is running late but she'll be here soon; she's probably the size of a grapefruit by now
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I like how small Nichole gets the farther away I get. She could probably stand up under a car about now
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I feel powerful even if I threw up after I ate the chicken that was on the table all night. Probably just my body rejecting the toxins. I found a new plant in my house and Nichole says its been there for a month but I think she might be trying to trick me. See you later
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Today marks 1 full year since I began drinking out of the toilet.
It may not seem like much, but it's a big deal for me. I'll be celebrating by drinking out of the toilet
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I wonder how much @JLo is making right now from Anaconda rentals, as it is every American's god given right and responsibility to rent or buy every July 4th
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B.C. Koester retweeted
A year ago today I was querying my first novel and drowning in rejections. Here’s where I am today:
✨Traditional published my debut novel
✨Became a #1 bestseller
✨Won a Reader’s Choice Award
✨Signed with an agent
✨Currently on submission
Don’t give up.
#amquerying
B.C. Koester retweeted
It is a crime that @Tuiingle's channel isn't viral. youtu.be/EJ4eup_Yhqw
If I start a National Bomb Association and start a gofund me to raise at least $1,000,000, I think I could get @tedcruz to pray to a grenade
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Just passed a group of teens trying to hide they're drinking while I am on mushrooms walking to my girlfriend's place. You're doing a shit job hiding it and I've notified the police
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