My thoughts wander and roam, I just try to keep up.
PNW
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tumbleweed πΊπΈ retweeted
I put an empty bowl on the porch with a βOne candy per child, please.β sign, because Iβd much rather have people think some greedy little asshole stole all the candy, than know that I didn't buy any. π»
My dog screams and grabs his leash and brings me my tennis shoes if I ask him this. He does the same if he sees me put my hair in a ponytail or take a shot of whiskey (I call it "walking whiskey" and it makes it less boring, but now he associates them π)
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Today is a mathematical date we won't see again for 78 years.
10/24/26
10Β² + 24Β² = 26Β²
It's called a Pythagorean Triple Day. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples, but only 12 dates this century satisfy the equation.Today is the last.
Next one: March 4, 2105.
My dog has a talent for finding the neighbors with the "no poop!" yard signs and then making a deposit right next to the sign.
My new employer doesn't take Columbus Day off and I am really quite upset that I have to work tomorrow.
tumbleweed πΊπΈ retweeted
Women with high cognitive ability face "detrimental interpersonal ramifications" at work
Men do not.
The theory is that smarter women violate perceived social role expectations leading them to face backlash that men do not receive psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?dβ¦
Ladies, when you're shooting pool and leaning down, do you use your boob as a guide for your cue stick or is that just me?
tumbleweed πΊπΈ retweeted
this is true.. a woman will go from zero to impregnate me NOW when she meets the right man.
tumbleweed πΊπΈ retweeted
Calm down Microsoft Authenticator, no one is trying to log in to do my work, I promise
I don't flirt with people or with life, apparently. That sounds exhausting.
tumbleweed πΊπΈ retweeted
Unless Iβm working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, thereβs no reason I should be expected to βthrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.β Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.
My black next door neighbors have a shaggy haired long bearded stooped over old white man mowing their lawn. (Can I say something without making everyone mad?)
The concert was AMAZING. But since I went by myself, I intentionally bought a ticket in the middle of some empty seats so I wouldn't be bothered. Married dude with his wife 2 seats away kept talking to me, manspread across empty seats so that our hands touched. No mfer, no. No.
