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Dopplegänger is out now on Youtube and Spotify! Ever wonder what would happen if a uniquely unremarkable man met his exact double? This is that.
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Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.
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I think Bill Hicks was right when he said that celebrities who do commercials should be "off the artistic roll call forever" - and back then he was only talking about Jay Leno shilling for Doritos, not every modern celeb promoting the Life-Ruining App
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Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad.
“In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.”
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Should do it gacha style so you're never sure which one you're going to get until the movie starts. You've seen the start of the Paul one seven times, just groaning, stomping out and buying a ticket to the 7:15 show starting in a bit, praying you finally get the rare Ringo drop
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028:
"We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films.
You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for."
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This is a taste of “Willy Wonka and the Thanksgiving Factory.” Coming this Thanksgiving
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I'd love to see the shark give a monologue about his perspective on the Indianapolis thing. Somberly talking about how his shark uncles got a free feast, one of the best days of their lives, only to find out they were being judged and scorned, for the simple act of nourishment.
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Can't be too careful during cold season!
(Art from Nancy For All Seasons by Ernie Bushmiller) ow.ly/AHrW50ZUa3R
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Horses are extremely photogenic, so a Western always has something going for it. (1985)
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i remember when I was 12 my friends and i pranked the mom who was watching us by waking her up in the middle of the night by screaming that the building was on fire just so she would run outside and be met with us doing the Harlem shake. she cried

































