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Merrick, NY
Joined May 2012
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Wife: Can you get the Xmas stuff down from the attic? Me:
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I’m just gonna leave this right here, Reagan knew exactly what they were going to try and do.
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FIRE AARON GLENN @nyjets
Jets Media and Fans aren't taking the loss to the #Dolphins well. As seen in this video. (@BrandonTierney is a good dude and does great work covering the Yankees, the Jets, and all of NY Sports. But this loss really bothered him, as you can see)
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“Sorry folks the Louvre is closed. Terrorist out front shoulda told you.”
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The town of Fairfield, NJ gave approval for a Muslim school, with a cap of 90 students. 5 weeks in and they already got busted for flooding the town with HUNDREDS more. Here's the infuriating exchange:
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Training for this years Tour de France
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FUCK THESE ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS!
Guy catches a group cutting the entire line at Dave’s Hot Chicken — including the girl in the “MOMMY.” hat — and refuses to let it slide. He tells them he’s a combat vet, calls them out for the 40-minute wait everyone else has been enduring, and says he’s a live streamer so it’s all on camera. They start running their mouths instead of just getting to the back of the line. Line cutting used to be an instant “my bad.” Now people act entitled the second someone calls them on it. If you cut the line you deserve to get called out. Change my mind.
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AMEN!!
The older I get, the more I think Colonel Jessup was actually the hero of “A Few Good Men.”
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This is perfect. Whoever did this, WELL DONE! They took Ilhan and dropped her right into Beavis’s classic “bunghole” bit. The face, the delivery, the pure stupidity of it—absolute comedy. 😂
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Thank you !!!
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MAKE COLUMBUS DAY GREAT AGAIN!!!
I'm hoping we see this
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Today it would be appropriate to watch the epic Sopranos scene about Christopher Columbus on loop Happy Columbus Day to all of you, my friends! 🇺🇸🇮🇹
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My buddies and I hitting the LIKE button on every Man City slander post on Twitter. ❤️
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Jorge Jesus and the Portugal boys after sending Ronaldo out of the camp
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BRILLIANT
Man city in court knowing there’s no argument
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Man City have been found guilty. They cheated. They cheated themselves. They cheated their fans. They cheated all of us. How can this era of success ever be thought of as such ever again? Even the Aguero moment? Nothing but ashes. @SiriusXMFC @SiriusXMSports
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They cheated and still couldn't beat us 😂😂😂
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🚨 OFFICIAL: UEFA president Aleksander Čeferin has announced that Manchester City has been stripped off the UEFA Champions League title they won in 2022/2023 and the trophy will be officially awarded to Inter Milan
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Manchester City has not been stripped of the 2022/23 Champions League title by UEFA or its president. They remain the official winners per UEFA records, with no such announcement made. uefa.com/uefachampionsl… football-italia.net/why-inter-wont… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_UEFA…
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IT’S FINALLY OFFICIAL. Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This are the list of punishment Manchester city may face after being found guilty of 115 Premier League charges relating to financial breaches. 1. Removed from the premier league (they will start all over from league two) 2. Strip off of all Domestic trophies won (Premier league, FA cup and Carabao cup) 3. Huge fine and points deduction 4. Ban on transfers for 5 straight seasons.
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