@TweesTweets

I tweet, therefore I am. To some people, I'm a pet parakeet. To others, I'm a pet peeve.

Joined October 2012
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BREAKING NEWS: Club Penguin is alive!! I had the opportunity to visit Disney HQ in California and found Sensei and a puffle on an official silhouette wall
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MLB
@MLB38m
MLB Avengers assemble! Repost and reply for a chance to win a baseball signed by Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena, all of whom starred in an exclusive preview spot for Avengers: Doomsday during the #WorldSeries
Two photos of a baseball with signatures from Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena. A red arrow is pointing from one angle of  the ball to another No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 p.m. ET on 10/30/26. Official Rules: atmlb.com/SweepstakesRules

ALT Two photos of a baseball with signatures from Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena. A red arrow is pointing from one angle of  the ball to another No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 p.m. ET on 10/30/26. Official Rules: atmlb.com/SweepstakesRules

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@MLBOct 24
Worlds collide ⚾ An exclusive preview of Marvel's new Avengers movie assembles Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena 👀 Avengers: Doomsday arrives in theaters everywhere December 18
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@BronsMindset16h
Miami HEAT
@MiamiHEAT17h
Final.
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 We didn’t do a Giveaway for some time, so I am giving a Go Wild Area Global Ticket. How to Enter: ✅ Like this post ✅ Repost. ✅ Follow @PurpleFeebas ✅ Comment #PurpleFeebas **I will try to give AS MANY AS I CAN. More to come. 📅 Winner: on Friday #ポケモンGO #GoWild #PokemonGo
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It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm20h
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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The Simpsons appears to be taking on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser. The Nov. 8 episode, titled “The Kosmic Kruiser,” is described as Bart and Lisa breaking into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will provide a guest voice.
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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Replying to @Araneafilia
i made a version of this with mario kart music
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Wild for another giveaway? It has been too long.. 👀 🎟️ x1 Ticket via X 🎟️ x2 Tickets via Discord (BONUS) Join the Discord for TRIPLE the chance to win! 📲 Follow the steps below to Enter! 👇 1️⃣ Like/Retweet! 2️⃣ Follow @atlaspokecoin 3️⃣ Comment which shiny you're hunting for Go Wild! Picking from those who complete ALL three! Giveaway ends on Halloween!🎃 That’s it! Goodluck!
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What does it feel like to have an October 25th birthday? @cppsfan knows! Happy birthday and Lahay the Force be with you! ALL the drinks are on me today* *must come visit me in Chicago to redeem
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ari@aricantsinghOct 25
i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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He’s not even moving fast he’s just shaking his head
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Big fan of this part in particular
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@JuanEditzsOct 22
this shit is killing me bro someone tell rhodey what's happening 😭😭
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BrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Oct 23
Sixers fans BOOED the half time performer 😭
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First logo for DC Studios' new animated Series 'MY ADVENTURES WITH RICK FLAG SR.' Set to be DCU canon; Frank Grillo will return. (Source cbr.com/mister-miracle-new-l…)
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Deevy See is my comfort character
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This happened to me for THUNDERBOLTS and I haven’t forgiven them
xœ@sackbratzOct 20
hello @AMCTheatres i went to see street fighter and i missed 20 minutes of the movie because they didn’t play any trailers. my night is ruined.
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TB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 21
The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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i'm sorry, who???
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Dankness@Dankness01Oct 20
>New game releases *Some random Youtuber 5 minutes later* "ALL BOSSES, ALL ENDINGS, ALL SECRETS"
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