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had a pint with the Mexican lad from One Direction. good guy. good Amigo.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I wanna know, R U Mine baby

Has anyone got Moesha on #DVD I can borrow,,

Please be mine, Valentine ...or I'll just shag your sister

Almonds can fuck off

Alex Turfect

Jiminey Christmas u wot m8 RT @rebeca_schmidt: @TweetAlexTurner gosto i wanna give you my coochie

Just a little freestyle for you in the style of 50 Cents (hip hop rapper)

Go shortie It's me birfday We're gone t'party like it's me birfday We're loddy doddy pa' pa' party like it's me birfday And y'know we dun gi

Sooo, you know. You know. 🎂

Do I wanna gnome?

Press 5 if you do twerking to my music

I'm so dork, babe

I feel bad for Dippy from The N Dubz gettin his face kicked in, but he probably had it comin. An horse don't just attack unprovoked, y'know?

went to the Parrot's Beak and kissed whoever was sittin' there. seemed a reyt good idea at the time. now I'm ill.

I ain't hung over, it's just me laryngina