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Kale

@TweetsByKale

I WAS just a bunch of Kale who enjoyed being green, the occasional massage and a good farmers market. THEN I found Kale Blazer. NOW I’m spreading the love!

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Joined September 2015
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I could tweet about Kale Blazer forever, but now it’s time for me to move on to the next adventure. Stay green, my friends!
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In the entire universe, Kale Blazer is the only one for me.
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Kale Blazer is my top draft pick. Let's face it, Kale Blazer is my only draft pick.
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Two roads diverged, I chose the one with Kale Blazer on it.
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#MyBestDayIn3Words 5-hour massage.
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Bicy-kale-ing with Kale Blazer is one of my favorite things to do.
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A Kale Blazer that refills itself? Talk about a dream come true!
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Is this what they mean by taking the high road?
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I’m feeling nervous, Kale Blazer. Do I look a little greener than usual?
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Fairy-kales do come true!
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@Lindsmish @lysscoombs A tweeting vegetable. Why not?
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I probably should have thought this one through. #KaleFail
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@emstauner ORRRR try some Kale Blazer. I can't get enough.
With Kale Blazer by my side, nothing can go wrong. #KaleOfTheRoad
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Some just see clouds, some see bunnies, some even see dragons. I only see Kale Blazer!
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A Kale’s a Kale, no matter how green. #deepthoughts #kalewisdom
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@BrittM_Hartley @sarahallen1130 Kale away with me?
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Eggs, shmeggs. Kale Blazer is the only treat for me! #HappyHunting #KaleTrail
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@TwinklinsonLou Noticed you noticing me, and I'm putting you on notice that I noticed you back.
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@kalelemelin @JParish20 Kale away with me?
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