Certified cold-hearted, crazy bitch. ♔
Joined May 2013
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Fun Date Night Idea: invite all your tinder matches to the same bar on the same night. Congratulations you have become the newest Bachelorette!!! The world is your oyster. Tonight is your night
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep or not wearing my glasses or?”
Guys are psychos and they somehow make it seem like women are psychos but I swear to god it’s always them
when i tell someone where i live and they say “omg that’s so far” like i’m not inviting u over lmaoooo so don’t worry about ur imaginary journey.
You ever look back at old pictures of your eyebrows like wtf who let me leave the house like that and then you start questioning who your real friends are bc that’s some shady ass shit letting you self sabotage yourself like that smh
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR ISOLATING YOURSELF AND TAKING TIME TO WORK ON YOU, FOR YOU. IF YOU DONT PUT YOURSELF AND YOUR WELL BEING FIRST, THEN WHO THE FUCK WILL????
Curly hair is so unpredictable. Some days it looks so nice then other days it looks like a whole mess & the only way to fix it is to take a shower and try again smh
At this age you gotta realize everyone has a lot of growing to do, so you either grow together or outgrow each other
the people at grocery stores who let you go infront of them because you only have 3 items & they have a cartful are my favorite kinds of people
I prefer a "baby im busy rn but I'll call you later " rather than 8 hours with no text back and a sorry ass excuse.
you really think u miss a person BUT U DON’T. u just miss the routine of being around that person. you miss the feeling of being w someone
Okay she had me until she glued that damn spoon to that toilet seat 😂💀 xitter.gq/General/status/8813855…