Craig Keyworth

My PE teacher had an RS Turbo when I was at school. And a perm / shell suit combo. #Legend He had a white one, then a red one. My first car was a bread & butter 5 door 1.3 popular that got stolen. I’d love a red RS. Have this also. 44k, all original. I mostly just look at it.

@eBay_UK - no response to my earlier messages. You’re stealing my money. The withdrawal tab has looked like this for weeks now.

If they offer it as a wagon, I’m in. Maybe not in pink tho. (Image source unknown in afraid)

Not at all Chris. Naomi is correct. It’s entirely true that ALL cyclists are bad. Also Stabbing someone is exactly the same as cycling to work. Throw them all in jail I say. All Naomi’s are decorated wrestlers too. Don’t mess, she’ll pile drive you, then likely use the chair!

As per last post. Will be cancelling this sale @eBay_UK

It’s the mk2 for me. This one is mine.

Hahahaha. No it won’t. It’ll be rotten already. Ask me how I know….

Fuck off Rachel. This car is 16 years old, has lower emissions than our 2 yr old van. Weighs less and passed its mot with no advisories every year. How is this an emissions thing? I’ll not be swapping this for an EV, I’m simply propping up the dole walla’s and ‘British’ steel.

@DometicRV - EVERY TIME after a layup of the van does this BS occur. Wired direct* ✅ PLENTY of power ✅ Hard earth to battery ✅ Into the standard under spec ‘factory cable’ that’s below the recommended spec & Compressor is just cheap rubbish. Why would I buy another?

@NealOKelly @sniffpetrol

@ClearScore Seemingly DESPERATE for click thru’s. “THERES BEEN A CHANGE TO YOUR SCORE” Logs in. “No change to your score”. This is the old ‘pretend to throw the ball’ ruse. Moose is not amused, and not am I.

Did you see the picture….? You’d have thought it would be that easy would you. And yet…..

It’s had a bit of work….

I can give you all a sure fire way to triple your money. Low entry cost. Go back 8 years and pay £6K for a low miles XR2 . You can subscribe to my channel if you want. 💪

This one, my offline reserve, is the last of them BTW. Boot camp. No self appraised diamonds (apple chip) and the last of the proper machines. If anyone can recommend a pretty, robust aluminium bodied laptop, I’d love to see it.

Generally sat in a quiet office with my dogs, so when the pious, Prius driving pronoun that does #ITshit @apple decides to over rule my clicking every DO NOT AUTO UPDATE button, X gets my wrath. I hope theys Frappuccino is cold & their grumpy rescue cat scratches their eyes out.

Here’s one I flooded earlier 🤣

Yep. We’re all just 14 yr old boys at heart right…?