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If you’re new to my page…..
I welcome you to my very delirious view of the world.
Here, you will find.. a smidge of sexy, lots of positivity, and I do throw in some comedy here & there!
So if you’ve not giggled, just hold your horses. It’s cummin.
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you're going to be dead for a really long time mate
take a fuckin risk. move somewhere new. fall in love. start a company. learn to surf.
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“Get fucked” is always an appropriate response to someone who tells you your dreams are too big.
They’re too big for them, not too big for you.
I’ll be in the Dallas area this weekend!
Any male creators/ lifestyle bulls available Saturday night ?😋
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Yes I post my cooter on the internet. Yes I am wholesome and pure of heart. Yes we exist
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Google announcing that schools banning AI will also lose access to Google Search is a pretty good opportunity to teach the next generation that Google isn’t the internet and that there are plenty of alternatives to its platforms. Maybe it’s time schools started exploring them.
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What a privilege it is to be able to run, afford a gym membership, buy healthy food, pay your bills, walk on your own legs, see with your own eyes, think clearly, work every day, and push your body to become stronger.
Never take these blessings for granted.
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go outside after it rains
rain releases lots of negative ions into the air which are anti-inflammatory, boost metabolism and improve mood
rain also causes plants to release all their essential oils and more oxygen, creating even more healing air
that's why the post rain air smells and feels so good
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Sometimes I squeeze my boobs and panic because they’re so soft and squeezable that I think the saline popped. It didn’t. They’re just so soft and squeezable












