Ty Davis

I'm convinced the new universal podcast format is just "one who paid attention in school and one who absolutely did not"

If at all possible I'd like to declare myself the number one Nick Saban hater. I wish for this man's downfall in every aspect of life.

The four horsemen of instantly gone

The geese are back in Colorado, or as my coworker likes to say "We have an infestation of Canadians."

I'm sorry they just look like the word gentrification

Too many of y'all out hearing saying you don't want toxic men, but simp over serial killers on Netflix

People with too many bumper stickers aren't expressive, you have an over sharing problem

Billy Joel in October: "You're a witch girl..."

Do you think competitive drinking is just a way for some people to monetize their alcoholism?

I thank God everyday that I have enough taste to not like AJR.

I may be a nerd, but at least I've never watched Supernatural

Star Wars is essentially the story of a thousands year old pissing match between two government backed cults of space wizards, that gets everyone who's just trying to pay rent involved.

You know what... I'm happy for him. Good for you buddy.

BMW drivers drive like they're god's gift to Earth and the existence of other people and cars is an affront to life itself.

Starting a petition to rename squirrels to ADHD Rodents.

Strawberries the second you put them in the fridge

The entire Will Smith discourse has convinced me that white people's ability to understand any situation or subject stops at similes and metaphors.

Clowning my girlfriend at Wordle is the most use my English degree has gotten so far.

To any online seller, I will literally pay you more to not use OnTrac.

Yo why does Don Lemon look 20 years older and like he's about to go through his villain arc?