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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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I don't understand the assholes who flee a blue state for a red state because life is better in a red state THEN VOTE BLUE. You fucking idiots. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM.
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Some days remind us that the world doesn't always move in the direction we'd hoped. But conviction isn't measured by victory. It's measured by what remains when the dust settles.
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Thank God for seat warmers. Life may be a mess, but at least my ass is getting the support it deserves. 🙏🔥
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I bet Ireland is missing me right now
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“Playing in the cold at the beginning of the season is part of your job and an obligation. Playing in the cold at the end of the season is a privilege.” -Cade Smith
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If Milwaukee and Cleveland meet in the World Series, it would be the first time in history that the World Series features two cities where the Edmund Fitzgerald once docked. In case you were wondering.
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GAME 5 IN CLEVELAND SATURDAY NIGHT!
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u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore
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162 games just to earn the right to play when it matters most. October baseball is undefeated. 🔥⚾️ Go Tribe!
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Making a living, not making a lot.
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At what point as a society do we admit we’ve played ‘Sweet Caroline’ enough times? Put her out to pasture.
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stop sexualizing Sydney Sweeney’s massive honker bonker bandonkers
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I reread this every year. I cry like a baby every year. Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero. Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.
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Good men must die, but death can't kill their names.
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Home Depot employees when I was a kid vs now
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I’m just a big fan of Tractor Supply
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