I thought I could live without Snapchat but it’s only been down 10 minutes and I’ve realised I cannot live without Snapchat

Only sexy people are single on Valentine’s Day

We’re really just living in a GCSE history question

Still deeping the fact that there’s gunna be no raves or proper events on New Years Eve and it makes me sad

It’s the fact I used to wake up on Christmas and tell my parents I heard or saw Santa. Must of thought I was a right dickhead

What is it with battery’s on your tv remote literally lasting forever? If it ever stops working just give it a wack and it starts working again for another 2 years

Do you ever just lose clothes? Inside ur house??? Like they just disappear into thin air??

Are ya even British if you don’t say “touch wood” after saying something you don’t want to happen

I skip insta stories so fast and end up voting on things by accident so I’m sorry if I said your dogs ugly

Been on this planet for 22 years and not once been wrong, madness

Someone’s daughters gotta take one for the team and boo me up because them talking stages ain’t for me 🤝

Ever get a text and think “I’ll reply when I have the energy” and then BOOM it’s been a month and you’re a terrible person

Don’t be one of them cunts and go out if it’s not necessary, it’s 3 weeks of lockdown. The less we go out the less chance of catching/spreading anything and then there’s more chance we can go back to living our lives again. Don’t be selfish twats