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Tyson Heffer

@TysonHeffer

Hi, my name is Tyson, and I am into floating goats.

 Durban, South Africa
Joined August 2016
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Mr @TysonHeffer is here! #NeverEndingComedy
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Very cool set @TysonHeffer 👍🏽👍🏽#SAComedy
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Making new friends is not difficult for me... instagram.com/p/BR-e5WJDN4Z/
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Tonight it's going down @republikdbn! Great beer, great comedy :) instagram.com/p/BRQDmbaD2P_/
The discussion this morning: is it cool to swear whilst doing stand up? The consensus was f*ck… instagram.com/p/BOCXPOgAuo3/
What's your Thursday like? 😎 instagram.com/p/BM6MDmyBK68/
I made a meme 😄 #tgif # Yoda instagram.com/p/BLQJJJ8hRJL/
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See you there DURBAN! xitter.gq/bobnessmonster/status/…
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If those pesky Norwegian bears would just stop eating all of the Norwegian salmon, then maybe sushi wouldn't be so damn expensive!
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They should make a Southern version of The IT Crowd. They can call it "My Name is URL"
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yoh, but @TysonHeffer and @Maxamillion_ZN killed tonight. Max will be your host and Tyson will be your headline on the 13th.
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Tonight we host @Maxamillion_ZN, @TysonHeffer, @iamdylanshawn, @hellozondi and more at @TheWinstonPub
Image from Heat City Comedy Fest: 30 Jul-4 Aug (@HeatCity)
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Thursday 08 September come see @neilgreen82 at the ROAST BATTLE vs @LazGola tickets available at @Computicket ✊🏽
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*Me at the hardware store* Me: I am here to see Jacob Zuma and Julius Malema. Assistant: Huh? Me: Isn't this where one goes to find tools?
The Case for de Kock as a Test Match Opener dalesblogweb.wordpress.com/2… via @wordpressdotcom

The Case for de Kock as a Test Match Opener

The year is 2016. T20 cricket has become the most popular format in the game. Test cricket run rates have risen steadily in the last ten years. One thing that has stood out for me is the fact that …

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When someone sends you the tanned fist bump emoji, and you know that they are so white their light could escape a black hole
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La Bella, you should beer... I mean be here... damn autocorrect #sundaypundayfunday
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I went to a get together where everyone kept telling each other to be quiet... it was quite the shhhhhhindig
This is happening TONIGHT! I am very excite! :) xitter.gq/darrenmaule/status/769…
Darren Maule 🎙️📻 (@darrenmaule) profile pictureDarren Maule 🎙️📻@darrenmaule26 Aug 2016
#NeverEndingComedy Tonight 20h00 at @Hilton_Durban @DarrenMaule @MoVawdaComedian @TysonHeffer @TatsNkonzo + open mic
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I have a gay friend that only sells natural medicine. Does that make him a homopath?
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